Ladies and gentlemen, today I bring you a special treat. I shall for the first time snark not a fanfic, but actually take a stab at bad RP.
Forum RP. It’s close enough to fanfic for me to feel safe and cozy. *clings to nearest person*
This project turned out to be eleven pages in Word, so I’m dividing it in two parts.
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Part One, The Preface )