I am laughing so hard I'm about to fall off of my chair at work.

dkh: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

instrumentalike: KILL IT WITH WATER!!
instrumentalike: KILL IT WITH EARTH, WIND, HEART? PLANT MAN GOOO
instrumentalike: PLANET I MEAN
instrumentalike: I MEAN CAMPTAIN PLANET
instrumentalike: GOD DAMMIT

dkh: ...
dkh: ok, that was fantastic.

XD

(After fighting to HAVE AC, now fighting to have hot water each day...Mom walks in to my brother and I are bundled up)

smoochiebeff: (actually being serious)....is it a little chilly in here?
wanderbyy: Yeah
smoochiebeff: (checks thermostat and then later finds out that the fridge is literally freezing her fresh veggies whole) What is going on here???
wanderbyy: This is Hell, and it's ( Read more... )

Note to self:

Before catching cats, go ahead and take shower. Their first night is going to be bad enough as it is.

Wanderbyy: Ran into a thought
Wanderbyy: I should probably take a shower before putting freaked out cats into my bathroom
instrumentalike: yeeeah
instrumentalike: and to welcome you to your new home, i'm going to THOROUGHLY FREAK YOU OUT
Wanderbyy: WITH WATER
Wanderbyy: please associate me with ( Read more... )

instrumentalike : XD
Wanderbyy : the fact that you laughed at that makes you a horrible person
instrumentalike : you MADE the joke
Wanderbyy : but I didnt laugh

(After finding out that *....* makes text bold)
instrumentalike it made my action all boldy-like
this displeases me
wanderbyy Yeah, wasn't happy either
instrumentalike i like my action stars...ACTION STARS

...sometime later...

instrumentalike(nod) (stealing your trick)
wanderbyy hehehe, not nearly as satisfying but gotta do what you gotta do i guess
instrumentalike i don't know what i'll do when i have to whisper ( Read more... )

And I liked it. A lot. I have my reasons. Kiss my butt. ^_~

wanderbyy: I am retardedly obsessed with that story
instrumentalike: i think i was mildly obsessed with it before i was turned against it by all the twilight-haet
wanderbyy: I felt slightly guilty for about ...a day
wanderbyy: heh
wanderbyy: and then I didnt care
wanderbyy: "Hate my love but I will not turn from it!"
instrumentalike: mom's being mean XD
instrumentalike: ( Read more... )

instrumentalike[6:26 P.M.]: stickie wickets gather no moss
instrumentalike[6:26]: one two three four. pick your snotrag off the floor
instrumentalike[6:27 P.M.]: in the valley of the jolly ho ho ho green giant
instrumentalike[6:27 P.M.]: O Shenandoah i am your faaather
instrumentalike [6:28 P.M.]: away you rolling jedi
instrumentalike [6:29 P.M.]: my bra is digging into my shoulder
instrumentalike [6:29 P.M.]: o..lol..that's right ( Read more... )

instrumentalike: let me interrupt you for a minute
instrumentalike: we just had a christmas miiracle
instrumentalike: mom's crying and everything
wanderbyy: o.0
wanderbyy: wus' going on?
instrumentalike: mom just left for the grocery store a while ago this morning right? just before she left, she put some money papa gave her in her little change purse. keep in mind she was able to close her purse
instrumentalike: when she got to the check ( Read more... )

wanderbyy: I....managed to skin my knee......while sleeping
thatxsunrise: ummm, how?
wanderbyy: I have no idea........I was asleep

o.o

I admit I am not quite coherent yet, but I'm pretty sure even when I am, I will still not understand it.

smoochiebeff: sarah....
Wanderbyy: Mom...?
smoochiebeff: close your eyes and tell me if this is ass or foot
Wanderbyy:wh...what?
smoochiebeff: sniff test
smoochiebeff: are your eyes closed?
Wanderbyy:0.0 <--- do they look closed?
instrumentalike: mom has come up with a new game
instrumentalike: i guessed foot
Wanderbyy:I guessed, "run away" >_>
instrumentalike: you were smarter than me
instrumentalike: cause i guessed wrong

smoochiebeff: wedgie anyone?
Wanderbyy:>.>
Wanderbyy:No, thank you. I, uh, think callie ( Read more... )