(After fighting to HAVE AC, now fighting to have hot water each day...Mom walks in to my brother and I are bundled up)
smoochiebeff: (actually being serious)....is it a little chilly in here?
wanderbyy: Yeah
smoochiebeff: (checks thermostat and then later finds out that the fridge is literally freezing her fresh veggies whole) What is going on here???
wanderbyy: This is Hell, and it's freezing over now.
smoochiebeff: (to herself) Hm, maybe I should get a lottery ticket tonight..
wanderbyy:*grumble* I feel thwarted
faeadora: Me too. By Life, ha.
wanderbyy: Life can suck it.
wanderbyy: In fact, I wish it would, cuz right now it's biting.
faeadora: Yeah, I understand.
wanderbyy: Geez, it's gnawing on you...and kicking.
faeadora: I feel like I just got run down by an alligator
faeadora:'goddamnit, give me my legs back'