I wore a black dress and boots. Just like I always told my mother I would. The first time I said it was simply because I wanted it that way. But over the years, it became it's own little symbol of defiance. My response to the statement, 'But it's just not done that way.' But I wore a black dress and boots... cause the dress is my flouncy favorite. ( Read more... )

I've been having really weird dreams lately. I am not entirely sure of the cause, and I am beginning to suspect my NuvaRing. The ultra vivid dreams started not long after I switched to it. Have there been any studies on links between hormone levels and dreaming patterns? And since the NuvaRing jacks hormone levels in a very localized way, do my ( Read more... )

It's 6 months until christmas. And you know what that means ( Read more... )

You need to know this. You need to know that, who ever you are right now... Micki is cooler than you. Okay, okay, there is a slim possibility that you may be as cool as Micki. But probably not.

How can I know this?

It's simple logic. For how can you, how can anyone possibly be cooler than the woman who presented me with Pirate Hello Kitty last night ( Read more... )

No! No! Don't drink that! It's poison. No, really. *sigh* No, that mark does not mean it's pirate juice. No, honey... sometimes the skull and crossbones means it will FUCKING KILL YOU!