Pick a number and I will tell you:

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First, the plan for this series was that I would write three angst-ridden short stories which featured Orlando as the main character. Each would feature a song by the band Ours, and would have Orlando showcasing an emotion or a characterization that is out of canon. Also, each would have an unhappy ending. The stories are standalone, each with a ( Read more... )

Title: Meet Me in the Tower
Series: Ours
Rating: R
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom/OMC
Disclaimer: No ownership, no profit, no truth.
Warnings: Attempted angst, rough sex, long (25pg Word doc)
A/N: Thanks to shrinetolust for preliminary beta, and to eeeevil_genius for reading and encouragement. Full author’s notes and whinging may be found here ( Read more... )

So yeah, London. I've been meaning to do a proper post all week, but have been too preoccupied by work crap and less internet access than usual ( Read more... )

quailquill - Have you seen the ads for "Blow Out" on Bravo??? There's BILLY in it!

Yeah, that made sense in my head.

Title: Bad Habits
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Disclaimer: Entirely a product of my sick imagination. Don't sue, I need the extra cash for therapy.
X-posted at fellow_shippers, bloomwood_

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Title: Chatter
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Disclaimer: No ownership, no profit, no truth.
A/N: for lotrips100 movie theater challenge

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Title: Love Letters
Rating: PG
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Disclaimer: No ownership, no profit, no truth.
X-posted at lotrips_100, fellow_shippers
A/N: for the Lotrips 100 "delete -- escape - defeat" challenge

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Title: per•fek•shun
Author: vixalicious
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood
Rating: PG
A/N: For cupidsbow's Swancon haiku challenge. I haven't written a haiku since the sixth grade, and I was never any good at figuring out how many syllables a word has so I have probably messed this up. Sorry - don't be afraid to tell me I can't count. *g*

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In response to her challenge, I wrote a little drabble to go in deleerium's Orlijah Football AU (which if you haven't read it yet - and you like LOTR RPS - then you should).

It is here.