LOTR RPS: Chatter, OB/EW

Apr 27, 2004 18:03

Title: Chatter
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood
Disclaimer: No ownership, no profit, no truth.
A/N: for lotrips100 movie theater challenge

“What’s that bloke doing?”

“Shut up, dude, we’re in a movie theater.”

“What’s he doing with that?”

“Stop running your mouth, and you might know.”

“Is he the bad guy?”

“Antagonist, say it with me - an-tag-o-nist. And be quiet.”

“I’m being quiet, I’m whispering.”

“You’re stage whispering, which is altogether not the same thing.”

“Come on, man, I’ve lost the plot.”

“Got that right. Shut up and maybe you’ll find it again.”

“Did he kill that other guy?”

“I’m so not talking to you anymore.”

“If I do this…”

Muffled gasp.

“… then will you tell me what’s happening?”

“O..k…”

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