So far, 2009 is looking pretty rough for DC. The Bat-books as we know them are coming to an end (not to mention the Caped Crusader himself), critical and cult favorites Blue Beetle and Manhunter are being canceled, and...Superman is being exiled to space? WTF? The most disconcerting thing, however, at least for me, is the sense of stagnation that ( Read more... )

Okay. So, I was flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog last night, vaguely thinking about buying some pajamas, when the ridiculousness of it all just kind of struck me.

( Hawt ladies in underwear under cut! )

Last summer, I was horrified to discover that "The goddamned" Frank Miller would be writing and directing the movie adaptation of Will Eisner's The Spirit. I mean, "grim 'n' gritty" is antithetical to The Spirit's, well, spirit. The title of this post is the mantra I developed to combat a Miller-esque Spirit ( Read more... )

I bought an iced capp from Tim Horton's to take to class with me today. When the woman who sits behind me saw it, she started talking about how much she likes caramel Moolattes from Dairy Queen. I have never had a Moolatte and never will. This is why: Moolatte sounds too much like moolaade, which is a South African word for female genital ( Read more... )

Dear Geoff Johns ( Read more... )