AND HELLO AND WELCOME TO TODAY'S INSTALLMENT OF JACEY'S MISADVENTURES WITH HERSELF. 8D ( Read more... )

CRAZY MOTHER :: "[RANDOMLY BARGES IN HERE] HEYYY...DO YOU REMEMBER...WHEN YOUR DAD READ YOU THE HOBBITS..."
JACEY :: "...The Hobbits? XD;;; Yeah. I remember when he read me The Hobbits."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THERE WAS AN ELF..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THAT WAS IN THE BOOKS..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "BUT WASN'T IN THE MOVIE..."
JACEY ( Read more... )

And in today's edition of Completely Unsurprising News Is Completely Unsurprising, my parents have thus far spent the entire day being utter fail! :D

And by utter fail, I mean my father has apparently forgotten yet again, for the nth fucking time, that he does not live here anymore and has not for a good five years or so now, and has been chilling ( Read more... )

Last night, I discovered that one of my classier specimens of neighbour (the extremely overweight man with a penchant for using electrical leafblowers and/or divebombing into his pool during lightning storms, to be specific!) is actually a thief who ninja'd the retirement funds out of the house of some other elderly neighbours, and that the house ( Read more... )

JACEY :: *flounces into kitchen and attempts to put her bowl from breakfast noms into the open dishwasher her mother had been loading, and, instead, suddenly simply stops and stares* "...one of these things is not like the other?"
CRAZY MOTHER :: "...what?"
JACEY :: "One of these things is not like the other???"
CRAZY MOTHER :: "*stares blankly at ( Read more... )

…

Well those were interesting five minute stretches of my life!

Jacey :: “*walks into kitchen*”
Crazy Mother :: “*immediately pipes up* I’M GETTING READY TO WATCH AMERICAN IDOL! O_O THEY’RE GONNA ELIMINATE SOMEONE! O_O ...I put a birdfeeder out there! O_O”
Jacey :: “...dots ( Read more... )

Last night, before I went to bed, I made sure that everything was turned off in my room. Lights, lamps, laptop, air conditioner, fan, didn’t even have my phone on the charger, etc etc. Everything.

THEN CUE THIS MORNING. 8)

My mother barged in to wake me up, and pretty much the very first thing she said to me (past, presumably, whatever it was she ( Read more... )

I had meant to post about this a couple days back, but hey, late lulz are better than no lulz at all, amirite? 8 ( Read more... )

I am sure some of you will recall my mother’s little lasagna in the bathtub fiasco, from the very end of last year. (Because, really, lasagna in the bathtub is sort of a hard thing to forget ( Read more... )

OH, TSUBASA.

MY REASONS FOR LOVING THIS SERIES OFFICIALLY OUTNUMBER EVEN THE AMOUNT OF CLONES IN IT, SO HERE HAVE ANOTHER.

Jacey :: “...LOLWTF WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON *SCROLLS DOWN*”
Kurogane :: “...WHAT'S GOING ON D:”
Fai :: “I DON'T KNOW D:”
Jacey :: “...YES. THAT. EXACTLY.”

Because yet again, really, those two say it all. ♥

( But at any rate, spoilers through 215! )