LMFAO WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELLS WAS THAT ABOUT WTF

[vicious_lullaby]

CRAZY MOTHER :: "[RANDOMLY BARGES IN HERE] HEYYY...DO YOU REMEMBER...WHEN YOUR DAD READ YOU THE HOBBITS..."
JACEY :: "...The Hobbits? XD;;; Yeah. I remember when he read me The Hobbits."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THERE WAS AN ELF..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "THAT WAS IN THE BOOKS..."
JACEY :: "..."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "BUT WASN'T IN THE MOVIE..."
JACEY :: "......o______o;;; Legolas was in the movies, Elrond was in the movies...was it Haldir?"
CRAZY MOTHER :: "HOWLER??????"
JACEY :: "...................Haldir."
CRAZY MOTHER :: "HOWLER????????????"
JACEY :: "Haldir. With a d. H-A-L-D-I-R."
CRAZY MOTHER :: ".......................[LEAVES]"

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In case you couldn't tell, the woman has never touched Tolkein before in her fucking life and pretty obviously could not comprehend it even if she tried and I STILL. HAVE. NO FUCKING. IDEA. WHAT THE FUCK. BROUGHT ANY OF THIS ON.

I am so confused and I still cannot stop laughing omg.

Also, THIS:

pekori: LMFAOOOOOO??!?!?!
pekori: I DID NOT KNOW MIDDLE EARTH HAD YELLING EMAILS

THE MORE YOU KNOW.