There is a horrid pun to be had in this.
Last night, before I went to bed, I made sure that everything was turned off in my room. Lights, lamps, laptop, air conditioner, fan, didn’t even have my phone on the charger, etc etc. Everything.
THEN CUE THIS MORNING. 8)
My mother barged in to wake me up, and pretty much the very first thing she said to me (past, presumably, whatever it was she said to wake me up in the first place) was, simply, “…SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE…”
And I laid there.
And I dotted.
And, typically, my mother did not shut up.
And then, also typically, spewed a Really Fuckin’ Shiny Gem™.
She informed me, in a remarkably cranky and accusatory tone, that my bedroom, and I quote, “SMELLED LIKE ELECTRICITY.”
…
Yes.
My bedroom.
SMELLED LIKE ELECTRICITY.
And I laid there, and I dotted some more.
And still she did not shut up.
Apparently, my bedroom always smells of electricity~!
Even when there is absolutely nothing electrical even on~!
WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS.
Obv, if sex has a smell, I guess electricity must be what it smells like when you just get really turned on. ;P
THEN CUE THIS MORNING. 8)
My mother barged in to wake me up, and pretty much the very first thing she said to me (past, presumably, whatever it was she said to wake me up in the first place) was, simply, “…SOMETHING SMELLS IN HERE…”
And I laid there.
And I dotted.
And, typically, my mother did not shut up.
And then, also typically, spewed a Really Fuckin’ Shiny Gem™.
She informed me, in a remarkably cranky and accusatory tone, that my bedroom, and I quote, “SMELLED LIKE ELECTRICITY.”
…
Yes.
My bedroom.
SMELLED LIKE ELECTRICITY.
And I laid there, and I dotted some more.
And still she did not shut up.
Apparently, my bedroom always smells of electricity~!
Even when there is absolutely nothing electrical even on~!
WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS.
Obv, if sex has a smell, I guess electricity must be what it smells like when you just get really turned on. ;P