So last night I double booked. Freakin double booked! Who does that? HONESTLY...you stupid cow. See that to the left, I was talking to myself. I AM LOSING IT. Well I have always been losing it, but this time I am pretty sure that it is LOST (my mind that is). Ok anyways, so I was supposed to babysit for the Maddaleni's last night. Instead I picked ( Read more... )

So right now I am eating jelly beans....oh not just any ol' jelly bean.JELLY BELLY!!!!!!!!!! I am pretty sure that I have gained at least 14 lbs tonight from eating these things. I just can't stop. I play a game with myself. I close my eyes, eat one, try to guess what it is, then cheat by looking at the "jelly bean guide" on the back. Did you know ( Read more... )

Hello dear friends! It has been some time since my last entry. Where do I begin? I can start by saying....I miss you all so much. I read your entries about college life, meeting new people, new experiences. My life is quite the opposite, the only thing new from week to week is my lunch meat. I never realized how blessed I was to have so many ( Read more... )

"Hmm a lah hmm" that would make a lovely song wouldn't it. I mean look at the music that is played today...."smack that ass bitch"...."This shit is bananas"....."No No No don't phunk with my heart". So yeah, I could probably make a huge hit with "Hmm a lah hmm." Whatever happened to artists like Frank Sinatra or Nat King Cole? Music is shit these ( Read more... )

Hello my dear friends...I am finally back. It has been quite some time since my last entry, but I shall fill you in. The reason why I haven't been writing on here that much is because I got a new job. I did nothing but sit at a desk and answer phones at my old job, so I had plenty of time to spare. I got tired of falling asleep at my desk, so I ( Read more... )

Whats goin on slut bags? haahah that was kind of sad, but fun to say at the same time so forgive me. Why am I writing this entry, well for the same reason that I write all of the others. It is lets see here 4:40....I have twenty minutes of work left. I NEVER WORK HERE, I AM SOOOOOOOOOO BORED OFF OF MY ASS. Occasionally I will get work, and it gets ( Read more... )

Ok so we are about to go to college now, and it is the time to reflect. Lately I have been thinking about the good ol' times in Conyers. Being called mosquito bites for my small breasts in 7th grade, and nearly flushing my Easter Sunday dress down the toilet in pre-school.... *sigh* what pleasant times. Out of all the eventful years of education, ( Read more... )

I completely forgot to talk about my ghetto fab birthday. So the actual day was last Monday. On that day I went to dinner with my sister. That was nice. Afterward Jeff picked me up, that spells trouble. So I bought a cigar, lottery ticket, went to three porn stores, and drove after midnight. Basically everything that I have been doing, except it ( Read more... )

Hello boogers...QUE PASA?!!!....I haven't said that since 8th grade. You know the whole stick your tongue out and make a fool out of yourself que pasa?! What movie was that from...I want to say Scary Movie, you know the one that makes fun of scary movies...I think that is the title. Sorry I am out of it ( Read more... )

So it has been a few moments since my last entry. Time for an update baby! So the kid just got out of the hospital. He is now in rehab at Birmingham, for cocaine........just kidding, physical rehabilitation (omg that was a horrible joke). Anyways, he is doing well, and he asked for my phone number. Weird right? Do you think that his family wants to ( Read more... )