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I completely forgot to talk about my ghetto fab birthday. So the actual day was last Monday. On that day I went to dinner with my sister. That was nice. Afterward Jeff picked me up, that spells trouble. So I bought a cigar, lottery ticket, went to three porn stores, and drove after midnight. Basically everything that I have been doing, except it was legal! Wahoo!!. So Saturday I organized a group together to go dancing (Suban, Rosi, Susi, Jeff, Cary, Matt L., and Stephanie). The most random group ever!!!! We were trying to go to Mama's Prime Time before 10 so that girls could get in for free. But some people, not gonna say names, were 45 minutes late. It was also storming incredible amounts at that time, but we decided to go anyways. Suban never drives on the highway, but we made him in this horrible storm. It was quite sad, but hilarious at the same time. At least he conquered his fear of the highway! So we got there and it was sooooooo sketchy. There was a mini-skirt contest, so we saw some skanky ass bitches. I mean SKANK. It was quite redneck. At that point it was past 10, so we would have had to paid 20 bucks each, HELL NO. So we left, and decided to bowling in Dunwoody...slightly different than dancing. So we went bowling, and not to my surprise I was horrible. I am so bad at bowling, but everyone else wanted to go, so I gave in. This little black girl to the left of me was laughing every time I got up to bowl...yes I was that bad. She got in my face, and was such a bitch. I was actually scared, no lie! Right before she left, I proceeded to make an ass out of myself by dropping the ball before I even got to the lane. GOOD JOB SLICK ONE! Uhh the horror. It turned out fun in the long run.
I saw Suban do the crush list, and I thought I would too. I have sooo many, don't know if it is at all possible to list them all. Lets just go from 9th-12th grade.
9th:
Matt Perry-hottest band boy ever!
Byron Pitts-I got him, so does that count? SO INFATUATED DURING PIRATES OF PENZANCE!
Andrew Shisler-Didn't spell that shit right. Uhh I loved him. From 8th to 11th grade..why?!
Tucker Wells- Love of my life, nothing more to say.
10th:
SHANE TEPPER-Ok so obsessed! During Fiddler and Much Ado. Sick infatuation, and I really don't understand it now, at all. Not attracted at all to Shane anymore
Jordan Seabolt- WTF? Lauren didn't know that Jordan is soo gay, and STD infested.
Andrew again....ugh
Chad Teal-Guy I had a thing with in Alabama
11th:
Steven Goode-Got him..wtf though. He is such a pot head!
Django Peoples-Main obsession. Older sex pot that fucked me over, emotionally that is.
Matt Levey-Such a nice guy. He was the best prom date...I wish I could have dated him
Jeff Strelzik-Fucked up love triangle between him, sean, and me. I couldn't see him past friend level though after I got past the emotional point.
Sean Kennedy-Same thing. Friendship that was fucked around with.
12th:
Tucker Wells-I love you
Karlos Rendon-My Venezuelan love...Never forget him
Cary Rickoff-WEIRD
Matt Levey again
Dean Shaban-Got him..weird though
Jessica Baverman-Who hasn't had a crush on Jess..she is one of those that you just want to figure out. Yes woman crush...I have had a few
Cassie Fields-another woman crush. She came onto me, confused me....
Katie Work-love her as a friend, then she told me that she was bi-curious, and I decided that I was too. Weird moment!
Taylor (Kent's friend): This was recent and very brief. He said that he was bi-sexual, and I got excited. I guess it was the fact that he is awesome, and unattainable at the same time.
Ryan Balch-Every girl has a crush on Ryan. Funny, intelligent, cute, great teacher. I AM OBSESSED..ugh shoot me
I saw Suban do the crush list, and I thought I would too. I have sooo many, don't know if it is at all possible to list them all. Lets just go from 9th-12th grade.
9th:
Matt Perry-hottest band boy ever!
Byron Pitts-I got him, so does that count? SO INFATUATED DURING PIRATES OF PENZANCE!
Andrew Shisler-Didn't spell that shit right. Uhh I loved him. From 8th to 11th grade..why?!
Tucker Wells- Love of my life, nothing more to say.
10th:
SHANE TEPPER-Ok so obsessed! During Fiddler and Much Ado. Sick infatuation, and I really don't understand it now, at all. Not attracted at all to Shane anymore
Jordan Seabolt- WTF? Lauren didn't know that Jordan is soo gay, and STD infested.
Andrew again....ugh
Chad Teal-Guy I had a thing with in Alabama
11th:
Steven Goode-Got him..wtf though. He is such a pot head!
Django Peoples-Main obsession. Older sex pot that fucked me over, emotionally that is.
Matt Levey-Such a nice guy. He was the best prom date...I wish I could have dated him
Jeff Strelzik-Fucked up love triangle between him, sean, and me. I couldn't see him past friend level though after I got past the emotional point.
Sean Kennedy-Same thing. Friendship that was fucked around with.
12th:
Tucker Wells-I love you
Karlos Rendon-My Venezuelan love...Never forget him
Cary Rickoff-WEIRD
Matt Levey again
Dean Shaban-Got him..weird though
Jessica Baverman-Who hasn't had a crush on Jess..she is one of those that you just want to figure out. Yes woman crush...I have had a few
Cassie Fields-another woman crush. She came onto me, confused me....
Katie Work-love her as a friend, then she told me that she was bi-curious, and I decided that I was too. Weird moment!
Taylor (Kent's friend): This was recent and very brief. He said that he was bi-sexual, and I got excited. I guess it was the fact that he is awesome, and unattainable at the same time.
Ryan Balch-Every girl has a crush on Ryan. Funny, intelligent, cute, great teacher. I AM OBSESSED..ugh shoot me