Here I am, a-schnauzering---it sounds like it ought to be on a CD of the dogs that bark Christmas carols. Excuse me if I sound woozy---today was a zoo at work. Trendicrap is running two promos simultaneously, and as one of the more experienced agents on the floor, I was swamped. (Now, if that order I took for 35 items goes through, I'll be a very ( Read more... )

Today, I learned that my car has a little light on the dash that comes one when I'm down to my last gallon of gas...with my fubared schedule this week, I wasn't paying attention until I saw the light. Coasted in to work on fumes ( Read more... )

The highlight of my Friday was selling twenty-seven (Yes, 27!) medium-sized Trendicrap polo shirts in assorted colors to ONE caller. And the order went through, go me. Good swift kick in the tuchas to the broad who was ordering two ties and two tees on Posh Brits and weaseled on the next-to-last screen. Eat shit and die, bitch! But hey, aside from ( Read more... )

Today was a mixed bag. The highlights were a dad buying a bunch of Trendicrap stuff for his daughter---he put her on the phone to tell me what she wanted, then he gave me the credit card info and added a couple more items. (That would've been cooler if I hadn't been getting a weird "Lolita" vibe...probably my imagination, but you never know.) Then ( Read more... )