Okay, Andrew, this is just for you ( Read more... )

As I was taking out my frequent crêpe eater card (for my free lunch! Yayyyy I had 10 stamps!), I saw some writing on the back of it, and it said thusly ( Read more... )

"I'm still freaking bored... ooooh!! I'll go clean the toilet!!!!" ~Margie

It's awesome to be a neat freak.

(Also, I do not like how Alanis pronounces "Wunderkind" incorrectly... unless it's not SUPPOSED to be the German word...?)

( The most offensive AIM conversation ever )

"Was that thing you got me with chips, like... nacho-something?" ~Margie
"YOU ARE SO WHITE!" ~Natalie

LOL!

Margie (12:58:41 AM): omg weirdest thing ever
Margie (12:58:56 AM): before you blow a bubble, and you have the gum all stretched out on your tounge and you stick your tounge out so it dries...
Margie (12:59:03 AM): its kind of like you have a condom on your tounge or something
Steven (12:59:05 AM): rofl
Margie (12:59:06 AM): weirdest feeling ever
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"I love you" ~Steven (while burping; it was quite charming ( Read more... )

Uh... I feel like I should update. But I'm tired, so here's some bullet points ( Read more... )

ROFL so I am sooooo funny!! I made this joke up like 5 minutes ago (while I was in the bafroom, coincidentally) and started laughing and haven't been able to stop!

So... here it goes, my best joke!

What did the doctor say to the woman when he diagnosed her with a bladder infection?

URINE TROUBLE!!ROFL GET IT??? YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA ( Read more... )

Okay, so I know you guys are DYING for a picture post, so here it goes.

( August/late July 2005 )