[ and this week, there's a bear. a bear, yelling excitedly over the network. maybe he's overcompensating for all the WHYYY that's been going on recently, but. either way he's energetic for the moment. which means... he's yelling. ]

SANTA CLAUS! I, Teddie, have figured out what I want for Christmas! [ and here he brings up a certain ad he's found ( Read more... )

[ here is a bear. well, no, he's out of the bear suit at this certain moment. he starts off this feed with a wave and a bit of a sparkle. you know, like he usually does.

nothing new on this end. except for the fact he's kind of sitting on a huge snorlax on the middle of the street, but that's no big deal. ]

Heya, Johto! [ the sparkles stop. ] I' ( Read more... )

[ and this feed begins with a bit of a fuzzy introduction. hair? it's hair. shiny black hair, in fact--beautiful, really. there's a bit of a pan out and you can see that it's... quite clearly a mustache. it's attached to the face to a perhaps familiar bear, and as the screen pans out even more... also to the face of a perhaps familiar tennis ( Read more... )

[those tuning into the network today may find a very, very interesting scene today. You know, the same Goldenrod scenery. you know, busy people, Goldenrod Department Store, giant Snorlax in front of the Department Store, with a disgruntled looking bear clutching his head in worry, panicking in front of it--

. . . wait. wait wait wait.

Snorlax?Yep ( Read more... )

HEY! You can't eat thaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

[Good morning. It's been a while, Johto. Been a long, long while.

There haven't been any posts from this particular signal in a while... And if you turn on this feed, you'll be met with a, uh... towering surprise ( Read more... )

[the feed opens up to a bear's room in violet city. you can see his back, and, from the looks of it, he's stuffing a lot of things into his bag: potions, pokeballs, repels... his change of clothes, a toothbrush, lots of food... you know, the works. the candles from his previous post are cleared away, and... actually, for teddie, the scene looks ( Read more... )

[after the events of this thread, Teddie is, to put it simply, SO EXCITE. After all, he's got a bunch of new scoring tips under his belt... even if they aren't... exactly... legit ( Read more... )

[ding. On your screen: shaky camera work and... a bear ( Read more... )