May 20, 2011 00:53
[those tuning into the network today may find a very, very interesting scene today. You know, the same Goldenrod scenery. you know, busy people, Goldenrod Department Store, giant Snorlax in front of the Department Store, with a disgruntled looking bear clutching his head in worry, panicking in front of it--
. . . wait. wait wait wait.
Snorlax?
Yep. That's right. Snorlax. All who-knows-how-many-pounds of Pokémon there, sleeping right in front of the Department Store. Teddie looks completely worried, pushing on one side of the Snorlax in a vain attempt to get it out of the way. It's blocking a lot of the road.]
Noooo! You have to get up! [push. push. push. he pauses for a second, panting, then looks over at the Pokégear screen.] Um. Heeeeeeelp. Is there anyway to get a Pokémon to move? Without putting it back into the ball thing, though.
I, um, kinda lost it.
Thank you beary much. . . And I'm really, really sorry! [sob. more pushing.]
i made my mistakes,
got nowhere to run,
!video,
why does this happen to me,
making bear puns,
not pawsible,
destination: failure,
!ic,
but life goes on