Feb 06, 2011 19:16
HEY! You can't eat thaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
[Good morning. It's been a while, Johto. Been a long, long while.
There haven't been any posts from this particular signal in a while... And if you turn on this feed, you'll be met with a, uh... towering surprise.
The Pokégear is somewhere high, it seems, for the perspective is rather skewed. However, if you focus hard enough, you will see the following: a tower. A Poké-Bear tower, it looks like, climbing closer and closer to the camera. The tower is built as follows: An Ursaring. On its shoulders, Teddie. On top of Teddie, there is a Delibird... reaching out a flipper, its bag threatening to fall.
As to where the Pokégear is, exactly... Well, it's on a roof. On this very same roof are a Farfetch'd and Munchlax, both nibbling on what seems to be a gratuitous amounts of boxed lunches.
Teddie is yelling. The Pokétower wobbles as the Ursaring takes another step, and the Delibird manages to grab a hold of a corner of one of the boxed lunches. Munchlax lunges, as a result, and the Farfetch'd... goes with him. The Pokégear falls, then shuts off, as the
Entire.
Tower.
FALLS.]
O-ow... I can't feel my paws...
[with one last glance at the bear pile in the Goldenrod square... the feeds cuts off.]
bears bears and more bears,
the best influence,
destination: failure,
!video,
!ic,
why do i even try anymore