It says something that this NYC property tax payment I'm making is getting mailed to the NYC Dept of Finance in Newark, New Jersey...

Earlier this week it finally became necessary to install this sign at my desk:


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Overheard at work just now:

Swedish agent: "You know how you become friends with them? - You spit in their schnozzle."

Me: ???????????????????????????????????????

Turns out they were talking about elephants, I think...

The following office chatter just occurred about clients:

Secretary: "Agent 1, you're in a good mood today."

Agent 1: "Agent 2 and I are having a contest - to see if Agent 2's transvestite beats my midget lesbians."

Me: "Did you say midget lesbians?"

Agent 1: "Yeah, but I think Agent 2 is winning."

Me: O_o

Coworker 1: "Hey look! There's two Chinese food guys on scooters waiting for the light ( Read more... )

This morning at work, just like every other office in America, (I say 'this morning' but I've only been here 15 minutes...) we've been discussing our crazy weather. A couple of days ago we had over 2 feet of snow, but it's all melted because it's been almost 60 degrees out ever since. Now it is raining torrentially and tonight it will be 20 degrees ( Read more... )

Uber-slow day at work because it's the day after a holiday. The office mainly consisted of myself and the newest coworker. We were chatting and I was helping him with a little bit of html code on his laptop when on the desktop I see a folder called "Not Porn." I found it absolutely hysterical and nearly doubled over laughing because that implies ( Read more... )