Intra-office contests
The following office chatter just occurred about clients:
Secretary: "Agent 1, you're in a good mood today."
Agent 1: "Agent 2 and I are having a contest - to see if Agent 2's transvestite beats my midget lesbians."
Me: "Did you say midget lesbians?"
Agent 1: "Yeah, but I think Agent 2 is winning."
Me: O_o
Secretary: "Agent 1, you're in a good mood today."
Agent 1: "Agent 2 and I are having a contest - to see if Agent 2's transvestite beats my midget lesbians."
Me: "Did you say midget lesbians?"
Agent 1: "Yeah, but I think Agent 2 is winning."
Me: O_o