[Video] 04th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[At first, all that's seen is the face of a crow, staring at the screen and judging it harshly, like it did wronged the bird somehow and the poor journal has no idea what is going on. Abruptly, the bird is pushed away, giving an indignant caw, and Dave appears.]

Anybody got bird control?

[He tilts the camera to have a look at his room. It has a

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[itsahotone]

[Stare.]

Huh.

[Yep. Give her a minute.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[He is giving her a minute while the bird makes itself comfortable. The asshole.]

[itsahotone]

Okay, that is just adorable.

[In the most insulting of ways, of course.]

[urnewkingbitch]

Why not take a picture to immortalize how adorable this is? I'm drowning in the cute and I'm sure my teeth are hurting from it all.

[Of course.]

[misspouncellor]

:33 < *ac gasps in surprise and delight at the flock of dark featherbeasts!!!*

[urnewkingbitch]

oh wow another troll
why do these feathery assholes get you in such a good mood

[misspouncellor]

:33 < beclaws i am a mighty hunter
:33 < id be glad to assist you
:33 < featherbeast slaying is my specialty :DD

[urnewkingbitch]

a mighty
ok so youre a cat troll
whoa nobody said anything about them having to die
i just want them out of the room before they shit all over everything
theres a reason we never had a bird as a pet

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[ironlass]

[ Oh. Oh this is too much. Do you hear a particularly girly laugh?
It's Jade.
She's laughing at him.
She tries to say something to the communicator but it doesn't really turn out well because she can't stop. So instead she switches to text momentarily. ]

this is just waaaay too funny dave!!
its like they all love you
they love you so much!
maybe they want to marry you ;)

[ There's a pause of text as she laughs at her own horrible joke. Eventually she switches back to video. ]

You have soooo many crow wives.

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Rolling his eyes. Oh, wait, you can't see them.]

They'll have to get in line for marriage rights. Not to mention get passed Bro. He's like the dragon guarding the prince in the tower in some weird fairytale.

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[ironlass]

Yes because that line is very very long! [ Another laugh ]

Does that mean all the crows are fearless knights trying to save their beautiful princess?

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[urnewkingbitch]

The line is so long I had to hire people to make sure it didn't break out into a huge, unnecessary catfight.

Nah, they're the dipshits that tried to face the dragon head on instead of bein' sneaky about it.

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[eatsyourscience]

They came in on their own?

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[urnewkingbitch]

Too much into the habit of leavin' my window open. But yeah, they just flew on in and made my room their perch, as usual.

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[eatsyourscience]

I guess it happened at home, too.

Do you know why they do that?

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[urnewkingbitch]

Definitely. There was a lot more than these guys, but still.

I seriously have no clue. It's like having a flock of overprotective stalker birds.

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[coolstriderbro]

[Smirking at you so hard, bro]

Having trouble there?

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[urnewkingbitch]

[This is not a thing to smirk at! It keeps happening, bro!]

Just like home in Houston.

[Read: No matter what he does, they will always relocate to somewhere else in the room or on him.]

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[coolstriderbro]

They always did seem to take a likin' to ya.

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Another crow perches on Dave's shoulder as if to prove that point.]

It's like they think I'm part of the flock or somethin'. At least it doesn't look like there's a whole lot of 'em here.