[Video] 04th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[At first, all that's seen is the face of a crow, staring at the screen and judging it harshly, like it did wronged the bird somehow and the poor journal has no idea what is going on. Abruptly, the bird is pushed away, giving an indignant caw, and Dave appears.]

Anybody got bird control?

[He tilts the camera to have a look at his room. It has a

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[misspouncellor]

:33 < *ac gasps in surprise and delight at the flock of dark featherbeasts!!!*

[urnewkingbitch]

oh wow another troll
why do these feathery assholes get you in such a good mood

[misspouncellor]

:33 < beclaws i am a mighty hunter
:33 < id be glad to assist you
:33 < featherbeast slaying is my specialty :DD

[urnewkingbitch]

a mighty
ok so youre a cat troll
whoa nobody said anything about them having to die
i just want them out of the room before they shit all over everything
theres a reason we never had a bird as a pet

[misspouncellor]

:33 < awwww!!!
:33 < but they taste so good
:33 < i thought humans ate featherbeasts as well??

[urnewkingbitch]

we do
we eat certain kinds of birds
the small birds arent what we call a delicacy or a full meal
we go for the bigger ones

[misspouncellor]

:33 < is it beclaws they are too difficult for you to catch??
:33 < its all about the pouncing
:33 < you get down on all fours
:33 < and you wiggle your tailbase
:33 < then jump before they know what hit them :33

[urnewkingbitch]

[Nepeta, you're so cute.]

more like it isnt particularly satisfying
i dont hunt birds so i dont really know
i guess we just leave the small fry to the cats

[misspouncellor]

:33 < then you can leave it to me
:33 < ill get the featherbeasts out
:33 < and i purromise to try not to hurt or maim them

[urnewkingbitch]

alright sounds fine to me
im on floor 4 room 14
doors unlocked so just come on in

[ACTION!]

[misspouncellor]

[There is no turning back Dave. You will soon have a spunky troll girl in an oversized coat with a pelt hood and tail at your door, letting herself right in.]

Woooooow. There's so many!!!

[urnewkingbitch]

[This can't end badly at all. The crow on his head migrated to his shoulder at some point in the wait for Nepeta to get here.]

Birds seem to like me for some odd reason. Let's see what you can do, catgirl.

[misspouncellor]

As a purrfessional hunter and you being a friend to birds, I must ask that you vacate the dwelling for just a few moments, please!

[urnewkingbitch]

Fair enough. Don't let me get in the way of professionalism.

[He steps outside the room, leaving the door open in case she wants it open.]

[misspouncellor]

Thank you very much! This won't take long, you'll see!

Nepeta closes the door, and marches deeper inside the room. There is a minute's worth of dead silence.

And then the squawking starts.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Suddenly, he fears for the crows, but he's going to stay outside until she's done. Maybe.]