[Video] 04th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[At first, all that's seen is the face of a crow, staring at the screen and judging it harshly, like it did wronged the bird somehow and the poor journal has no idea what is going on. Abruptly, the bird is pushed away, giving an indignant caw, and Dave appears.]

Anybody got bird control?

[He tilts the camera to have a look at his room. It has a

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[ironlass]

[ Oh. Oh this is too much. Do you hear a particularly girly laugh?
It's Jade.
She's laughing at him.
She tries to say something to the communicator but it doesn't really turn out well because she can't stop. So instead she switches to text momentarily. ]

this is just waaaay too funny dave!!
its like they all love you
they love you so much!
maybe they want to marry you ;)

[ There's a pause of text as she laughs at her own horrible joke. Eventually she switches back to video. ]

You have soooo many crow wives.

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Rolling his eyes. Oh, wait, you can't see them.]

They'll have to get in line for marriage rights. Not to mention get passed Bro. He's like the dragon guarding the prince in the tower in some weird fairytale.

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[ironlass]

Yes because that line is very very long! [ Another laugh ]

Does that mean all the crows are fearless knights trying to save their beautiful princess?

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[urnewkingbitch]

The line is so long I had to hire people to make sure it didn't break out into a huge, unnecessary catfight.

Nah, they're the dipshits that tried to face the dragon head on instead of bein' sneaky about it.

[ironlass]

You should tell your potential marriage partners to take numbers! [ Yeah that totally makes sense. See Dave where would you be without her? ]

But if they don't slay the dragon, how will they get you out?

[urnewkingbitch]

I gave up once it hit the hundreds. [Dealing with John on his own. That's where he'll be.]

Guess I'll be stuck until they figure somethin' out. Not too bad since I'll probably be sleepin' or tryin' to do somethin' productive.

[ironlass]

[ Oh no we can't have that! ]

And that is why they should slay the dragon like true heroes! And then sweep you off your feet. [ She nods while speaking, like it is written fact. ]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Or, worse, he'd have to deal with Rose all on his own. Rose and John, Jade, all on his own.]

That has yet to happen. Any of that. [Good luck trying to sweep a Strider off his feet.]

[ironlass]

[ Gasp. No no no no, there is no way that is happening! It is a fate worse than death. Come Dave, Jade will protect you from evil and keep your psyche pure and innocent. ]

Well then those crows need to get crackin'! [ Obviously it is the stiders that do all the wooing.

Not!!! You are all such dorks! Now Jade is laughing again good job. ]

[urnewkingbitch]

[Wow, Dave is just on a roll with getting some bodyguards to protect him from would-be suitors.]

Can't blame 'em for bein' crackerheads, Harley. It's what rots their brains.

[Ignorrrrrinnnnngggggg.]

[ironlass]

[ And then Jade pretends to be indignant. ] Dave! Are you calling them dumb? One of them might be your future spouse! That is so..so....mean!!

[ Ignore all you want Dave, she will just keep laughing. ]

[urnewkingbitch]

Yes, because they're birds, and I'm not marryin' a bird. I'm not into that bestiality thing. I'm flattered they want to take the hand of the youngest Strider, but I don't think Bro will be happy. The birds are Romeo and I'm Juliet, and Romeo's feelings are totally one-sided right now.

[Forever ignoring. He's not going to kill himself over a motherfucking bird.]

[ironlass]

Oh my gosh then you better tell all those lovely birds in the line to get going!! Maybe the line will shorten once all birds clear out Romeo.

[ Hahaha. She cracks herself up sometimes. ]

[urnewkingbitch]

I'll bet the one that manages to squirm their way in to number one in line is a hummin'bird. Those fuckers are fast for such tiny things.

[ironlass]

Well then you will have to tell it that this strider is....bird free! Are you ready for that, Dave? Are you ready to make lots of birds cry from rejection?

[urnewkingbitch]

I feel like I'm about to give an Academy Award speech, but yeah, I'm ready.