[Video] 04th Time Loop

[urnewkingbitch]

[At first, all that's seen is the face of a crow, staring at the screen and judging it harshly, like it did wronged the bird somehow and the poor journal has no idea what is going on. Abruptly, the bird is pushed away, giving an indignant caw, and Dave appears.]

Anybody got bird control?

[He tilts the camera to have a look at his room. It has a

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[coolstriderbro]

[Smirking at you so hard, bro]

Having trouble there?

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[urnewkingbitch]

[This is not a thing to smirk at! It keeps happening, bro!]

Just like home in Houston.

[Read: No matter what he does, they will always relocate to somewhere else in the room or on him.]

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[coolstriderbro]

They always did seem to take a likin' to ya.

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Another crow perches on Dave's shoulder as if to prove that point.]

It's like they think I'm part of the flock or somethin'. At least it doesn't look like there's a whole lot of 'em here.

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[coolstriderbro]

Well I guess technically you were for a while. Kind of.

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[urnewkingbitch]

I guess Davesprite does count, since he's a me and all.

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[coolstriderbro]

Kind of what I was hinting at, little bro.

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Okay...this might be a good chance to tell Bro about the time bullshit he can do. Or he can let it slide by. But, Dave figures that if anyone outside of his circle of friends should know, then it'd have to be his big brother.

How to approach it, though?]

He probably didn't get a chance to tell you much, did he?

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[coolstriderbro]

Not really. Not like we had much time to stand and gossip before Carapace showed his ugly mug.

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[urnewkingbitch]

Yeah, guess not.

[Pause, then makes this private.]

I dunno what you know about Sburb already, but when we entered the Medium we got some weird-ass powers and titles. Like, Egbert's the Heir of Breath. He does some shit with wind and flies around.

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[coolstriderbro]

Okay. Don't remember anything like that but then I'm still not sure I was meant to tag along in the first place.

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[urnewkingbitch]

Egbert's bullshit starts a bit later. Not quite sure what kinda space shit Harley can do, as the Witch of Space and all. Lalonde is the Seer of Truth. I got landed as the Knight of Time.

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[coolstriderbro]

I see. And that means what, exactly?

[Yeah, it probably involves time, he's not that much of an idiot but he wants explanations]

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[urnewkingbitch]

I make sure that the things that are supposed to happen do happen. Otherwise, we start gettin' divergin' time lines, doomed time lines. Pretty much everyone dies at some point in a doomed time line, but the first sign for us is when dead Daves start piling up. Davesprite was a doomed Dave.

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[coolstriderbro]

So what, he was gonna die no matter what? Huh, that's...

[Really quite a horrible thing to hear, that there are multiple dead versions of his little brother floating around waiting to die]

So what happened to me...did you know that was gonna happen? Was it supposed to?

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[urnewkingbitch]

Yeah, pretty much.

[It's not entirely a comforting thought for Dave, either.]

I didn't think you were goin' to die until I went and saw you. But I do think it was supposed to happen.

[He's not happy about it, though. It's complete and utter bullshit, but he knows that he'll just die if he went back to try to save him.]