"Utter arse of the highest order."

This may be my new favorite phrase.

I withdraw my pachyderm.

(oh god, show, why must you be so hilarious?)

(...why yes, I am liveblogging watching QI on Megavideo)

"Beer helmet of intellect. Wait, that's an oxymoron ( Read more... )

"Mmm, appendix in a dress. I'm not sure if that's creepy, funny, or a good band name."

( Just for the halibut (I BLAME ERIC) )

"Stop being funny! I can't breathe when you're funny!"

"...Did you just create an illithid with an allergy to brains?"

"I will be an astronaut illithid, dangit"

"I'm not a wagon."

"The bird explodes."

"My feet are different from your feet."

We are, apparently, not as funny without our resident actor.

"Zombie ten-foot poles. They're made out of organic material..."

biochem today:

"What are the symptoms of scurvy?"
"Pirates!"

Oh Star Trek, how I love you so.

And I quote:

"It feels like we're being pecked to death by ducks."