I Am A: Lawful Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-12

Dexterity-10

Constitution-10

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-11

Charisma-11

Alignment:
Lawful Neutral A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or ( Read more... )

"Beer helmet of intellect. Wait, that's an oxymoron ( Read more... )

( Just for the halibut (I BLAME ERIC) )

"...Did you just create an illithid with an allergy to brains?"

"I will be an astronaut illithid, dangit"

"I'm not a wagon."

"The bird explodes."

"My feet are different from your feet."

We are, apparently, not as funny without our resident actor.

"Zombie ten-foot poles. They're made out of organic material..."

"Conspiracy to commit rhinoslaughter ( Read more... )

Though she had only been in this world for 18 years, Eponine Thénardier had seen more life in that time than some people three times her age. A childhood of privilege and an adolescence of poverty. Unrequited love. Revolution. And after all that life, she needed to get out of Paris. During the revolution, she had placed herself in the path ( Read more... )

"We're lost? Let's make a signal." *Lights entire forest on fire*

"Col. Ignus's finger-lickin' good fried kenku."

"Are there any turkeys? Or rabbits? Or deer?"
"Are you sure you want to fight a deer?"
This is funny because Tom got killed by a deer in a previous campaign..."They were trying to cast chill metal on him ( Read more... )

"I have four chickens on a stick ( Read more... )

"It all makes sense now. We're all porpoises, and this is porpoise hell. We have to be porpoises, because if we were ducks, things would be a lot more yellow ( Read more... )