So. AMC’s The Walking Dead. It sounds fucking awesome and like something that would be right up my alley. However I tried watching this show earlier this summer and I turned it off in the first ten minutes or so. Mostly I was just angered and insulted because of some stupid joke about women not being able to turn off the lights or whatever. I don’t ( Read more... )

sounds flippin' sweet, right? i thought so. here's how i think it would go ( Read more... )

from university of chicago's admissions page "uncommon clubs"

Protect your pons and get out your cricket bat: the Zombies are coming. Whether you fear them as “the living dead,” “the mobile deceased,” or “come on guys, they aren’t real, so there’s nothing to worry aboAAAAAAAAGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH,” you should know that a UChicago group has your back ( ( Read more... )

the song:

( 'she's fallen in love with a monster man' by screaming lord sutch )

best halloween costumes of 2009:
3. arabian oil lord (complete with jiggly pillow belly)
2. the best zombie i have ever seen ever (with maple syrup blood)
1. a kid getting mugged by hello kitty (a bloody rubber knife to his throat and all)

best halloween decoration:
skeltal lawn flamingos

and to any jewish orhpans who want to study aeronautical ( Read more... )

4 books everyone should read, period:

Freakonomics - Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner (SuperFreakonomics, too...so 5 books)
The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks
The Culrute of Fear - Barry Glassner
Full Frontal Feminism - Jessica Valenti (and you know what, everything by Jessica Valenti...so a few more than 5 books)

and oh my god, i just found ( Read more... )

Books I want to read:
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Sense and Sensibility and Seamonsters
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Zombie Jim

Books I want published:
A Farewell to Arms and Legs
Romeo Eats Juliette
Much Ado About Nosferatu
Android Karenina
Uncle Tom’s Coffin
A Corpse Groans in Brooklyn
Body Snatcher in the Rye

Out of all those spoofs, I have ( Read more... )

so my ap chem teacher requires some fancy doo-dah lab book for his class with carbonized papers and what not, and he said office depot wouldn't have it so we'd have to go to a college bookstore. fortunateley, this is the bay area, so there are like 10^24 colleges here. awesome. so i go to west valley and they only have the 50 page, so i take the ( Read more... )