I have to post this before it is changed (if it is). I was reading an article put out by the AP Press on an ancient whale jaw bone. Let me quote the following line, emphasis mine.

"A scientist not involved in the find said it could suggest that whales evolved much more quickly from their amphibian precursors than previously thought ( Read more... )

I seriously had to leave my desk at work, go to the bathroom, and laugh after reading this story. I wish my family's Thanksgiving was this interesting. I do think that this will be one of my new catch phrases.

"WEEEE DIIIIIID NOT COOOOME FROOOOM MOOOONKEEEEEEYSSSS!"