Mind, the correct reaction to writing the story of Sleipnir's birth is not "Oh no, Loki is a teenage mother."

There are many, many more things wrong with this story than that.

Dear Ancient Egypt,

Please do not give me ideas for mpreg. Norse mythology already has that covered.

Hugs and kisses,
Tsaiko

PS - Especially do not give me ideas for mpreg involving Set. He is my second favorite Egyptian god. If I find a story of Anubis getting knocked up, it will be all over and I will be forced to write.

Wow. I really missed out in school. I learned about gods such as Osiris, Thoth, Set, Anubis and Isis but somehow didn't hear anything about the Egyptian god Min. I can't imagine why I wasn't taught about him in either elementary or high school. It is a mystery.

Best Egyptian god name goes to Huh. I have a sinking feeling I'm going to have to name ( Read more... )

I hope everyone has a great day. I, unfortunately, have class until 9pm tonight. No celebration for me.

Today I found out that one of the Egyptian gods masturbated, impregnated himself, and then gave birth two twins (one male, one female) who later had incestuous sex in order to create heaven and earth.

Romance is in the air I tell you. XD