No, you gutter minds... not that kind of service. :-)
Seems if you got one of the new "compact" USB chargers as part of an iPhone 3G shipment in the US, you will need to exchange it for a replacement starting October 10 (when they expect to have replacements). Details are at the link below.
http://www.apple.com/support/usbadapter/exchangeprogram/?sr=hotnews