Craigslist Shooting Gallery
As a few others here, I've been poking around on Craigslist lately. I personally have eight different ads circulating on the "Casual" and "Men 4 Men" areas. And, no, I'm *not* going to post them publicly. :-) I provide a window into my deviance, but anyone who wants /that/ close a brush with it is just going to have to experience it in person. ;-)
But as with most things of the Internet, there are a LOT of freaks out there. Yeah, isn't it scary to think WE'RE the normal ones? I still can't wrap my head around that. I sometimes have to squick mere vanillas just to remind myself I'm still "out there." ;-) What follows is a sampling of the "WTF?!" I've been witness to on CL of late.
Mind you, these have been in the minority of the responses I've received (thankfully). But still there are just some I have to shake my head at. NEXT!
are you into fat guys
Well, hello to you too... :-)
i can only host and would rather you pick me up away from my place, have pics of the goods, here is one pic...
You can only host but need to be picked up? I'm confused.
hi there handsome i luv hairy bear type men horny latin here age 36 6ft tall stocky chubby build smooth brown hair and eyes cock is uncut fat head hiv neg and clean you must be also. sorry no pic to share. i enjoying white clouds,giving and getting head, 69 top to vers btm. let me know if interested i luv to suck your cock dry
We'll just overlook the grammar... but "white clouds"? Guess you missed that "DDF, no PNP" part of my ad.
im in downtown san jose, i have a great lookin ____ you would love it, im right off the freeway 280 too, real thick, im super horny so.
Well, when you remember what to call your dick, let me know.
need a companion?
No.... I post personal ads because I find it a nice passtime.
quick plow b4 11?
Are you working in your garden? How about a more meaningful bit of into to introduce yourself?
nice pic
love bear bottom
let me know if interested
thanks
I'm glad you like the picture... but what have you offered for me to be interested in?
looks good man.
Glad you like it. So... what?
HEY MAN IM 19 YEARS OLD IM LOOKING FOR A BIG MAN IM 5 10 185 LBS IM CLEAN AND I JUST FUCKED MY GIRL SO M EMIAL ME BACK
Wow, just fucked and have all that energy to yell and misspell? Or was I supposed to be turned on by you wanting to tap me after having had the vag?
i actually cant sleep.......im a bi male in san jose...37 5'9..230lbs...very horny .....
i fantasize alot about having a threesome.......me getting fucked in the ass....and sucking on a nice package at the same time.......
Oh.... so you're a.... bottom? Funny... me too! Next...
i can only hope yer awake right now....
So I can delete your email faster?
I've never been with a guy before but would like to get high and see what it's like?
Really? You think getting high will help you actually experience it? Funny, I always thought that just experiencing it was good enough for that. Does being high make one incapable of reading the "DDF, no PNP" part of my ad?.
maybe i made a mistake im just so horny i cant see straight at times what are you doing tonight
You might want to visit your optometrist.
would you be willing to sit on my face and shit down my throat? That would
be a great way to get to know you better. I'm 43, 5'11", 300lbs, white, 7"
dick. would also like to fuck you bareback.
Sure, nothing says "hello" like a mouth full of shit. Uh, no.
stats?
introduction?
hi there i think you look sexy !like to feel that ass !suck your clit! send me another picture ,,you like to suck cock?
My clit? Did you mean my dick? I'm confused. And maybe you are too if my ad says "looking for oral tops" and you ask if I like to suck cock...
very interested
I'm glad to hear it... but with an introduction like that, I'm not.
fuck yeah - u have poppers for daddy?
No, the "DDF, no PNP" ate them all up.
Are you still bottoming? ...
No, I've gone sideways... next!
But as with most things of the Internet, there are a LOT of freaks out there. Yeah, isn't it scary to think WE'RE the normal ones? I still can't wrap my head around that. I sometimes have to squick mere vanillas just to remind myself I'm still "out there." ;-) What follows is a sampling of the "WTF?!" I've been witness to on CL of late.
Mind you, these have been in the minority of the responses I've received (thankfully). But still there are just some I have to shake my head at. NEXT!
are you into fat guys
Well, hello to you too... :-)
i can only host and would rather you pick me up away from my place, have pics of the goods, here is one pic...
You can only host but need to be picked up? I'm confused.
hi there handsome i luv hairy bear type men horny latin here age 36 6ft tall stocky chubby build smooth brown hair and eyes cock is uncut fat head hiv neg and clean you must be also. sorry no pic to share. i enjoying white clouds,giving and getting head, 69 top to vers btm. let me know if interested i luv to suck your cock dry
We'll just overlook the grammar... but "white clouds"? Guess you missed that "DDF, no PNP" part of my ad.
im in downtown san jose, i have a great lookin ____ you would love it, im right off the freeway 280 too, real thick, im super horny so.
Well, when you remember what to call your dick, let me know.
need a companion?
No.... I post personal ads because I find it a nice passtime.
quick plow b4 11?
Are you working in your garden? How about a more meaningful bit of into to introduce yourself?
nice pic
love bear bottom
let me know if interested
thanks
I'm glad you like the picture... but what have you offered for me to be interested in?
looks good man.
Glad you like it. So... what?
HEY MAN IM 19 YEARS OLD IM LOOKING FOR A BIG MAN IM 5 10 185 LBS IM CLEAN AND I JUST FUCKED MY GIRL SO M EMIAL ME BACK
Wow, just fucked and have all that energy to yell and misspell? Or was I supposed to be turned on by you wanting to tap me after having had the vag?
i actually cant sleep.......im a bi male in san jose...37 5'9..230lbs...very horny .....
i fantasize alot about having a threesome.......me getting fucked in the ass....and sucking on a nice package at the same time.......
Oh.... so you're a.... bottom? Funny... me too! Next...
i can only hope yer awake right now....
So I can delete your email faster?
I've never been with a guy before but would like to get high and see what it's like?
Really? You think getting high will help you actually experience it? Funny, I always thought that just experiencing it was good enough for that. Does being high make one incapable of reading the "DDF, no PNP" part of my ad?.
maybe i made a mistake im just so horny i cant see straight at times what are you doing tonight
You might want to visit your optometrist.
would you be willing to sit on my face and shit down my throat? That would
be a great way to get to know you better. I'm 43, 5'11", 300lbs, white, 7"
dick. would also like to fuck you bareback.
Sure, nothing says "hello" like a mouth full of shit. Uh, no.
stats?
introduction?
hi there i think you look sexy !like to feel that ass !suck your clit! send me another picture ,,you like to suck cock?
My clit? Did you mean my dick? I'm confused. And maybe you are too if my ad says "looking for oral tops" and you ask if I like to suck cock...
very interested
I'm glad to hear it... but with an introduction like that, I'm not.
fuck yeah - u have poppers for daddy?
No, the "DDF, no PNP" ate them all up.
Are you still bottoming? ...
No, I've gone sideways... next!