[one shot] Skipping math class [preview]
Title: Skipping math class
Length: One shot ( words)
Author: jadexscandal
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Themes: Romance, Fluff, humor and smut (is that even possible) Crackphail
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me
Summary: A month after Jaejoong came to know that the hottest jock of his school, Jung Yunho, cherished the same feelings for him, Jaejoong still didn't get laid. It gets on his nerves. Luckily Yunho found the perfect way to change that, by skipping math class.
Warnings: Goof!Jae (?), bad language.
A/N: So many of you loved the double shot "The way to love", and suddenly, after reading it again, this came up 8'D! So it's a sort of sequel to that one! Please enjoy!
Prequel: 01.|| 02.
Life is good.
Life is perfect.
No, terrific.
Marvelous even.
Except for one little, tiny winy thing.
Kim Jaejoong is still a virgin.
Even when said virgin has been going out with the most sexy, handsome stud of the universe. Jung Yunho. Who claimed to be deflowered already.
If you see it like that the life of Kim Jaejoong, who is still a sappy, whiny virgin, stinks.
Sucks, or whatever you want to call it! I don't care!
So, basically I'm sulking and sulking about the fact that I never got laid. Never ever in my life. My sisters always told me about their boyfriends and their special nights, I'd just close my eyes, cover my ears and sing a song. But now, since I'm already 18, I think it's about time I finally get some action into my life.
I already had to wait, well, I made myself wait cuz if it wasn't for my shy personality outside my witty little brain I'd have pounced onto Jung Yunho, my stunning, hot boyfriend, immediately.
Unfortunately, I'm not a Casanova, I'm a hopeless romantic more or less.
On the bright side of all this virginity misery, Yunho and I have been together for almost a month now. Some people know about it, some just keep quiet about it or still don't believe me going out with Mr School Soccer Team Captain. Well, they're just terribly jealous~ But we've never gone further than kissing and upper body activities.
(Just imagine, A broad chested, tanned hunk on top of you, taking of your shirt off while you keep your eyes on his muscular chest! Can you understand how many times this guy gave me a boner?! Seriously!)
But sadly we didn't advance any further than that, cuz every time we'd almost come to the point of making our fantasies come true (cuz I just know he fantasizes about me when I'm not there!), we'd get interrupted. At those points I just hate to live with my family, existing of 9 sisters and 2 parents. Not that Yunho's house's any better, it's like, his dad's always there! ALWAYS! FUCKING, DAMN ALWAYS! The guy lost his job, and now he's there all the time, sitting in his chair watching sports.
So that's where he got that from!
I do like Yunho's dad, he accepted it immediately. By surprise, cuz usually the jock dads will go berserk if they find out their popular, hunky sons turn out to swing the other way. On the contrary, it was my dad who totally lost it when I took Yunho home for the first time. I thought he was going to kill him. But luckily my mom came in with her delicious, infamous stew and before the end of the night my lovely daddy apologized.
Anyway, back to the real issue. Every time we're all touchy feely and in the mood, at the point where I almost have my pants down we don't go further. That's what bothers me.
I don't want to sound desperate or anything, but my body's almost screaming “Fuck me~” every time Yunho kisses me.
At night I usually start to feel lonely, simply cuz that's the time of day my mind is full of Yunho (I know what you're thinking! I think my head's always full of Yunho, didn't you?!.... Well,... actually... It's true.) , that's when I start having these dreams...
You know..
Those dreams...
The kind of dream where Yunho's butt naked and tries to screw me deep into the mattress.
Yeah...
I like that.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Even now thinking of it now gives me hell of boner.
I need to jack.
But! Next time I see Yunho (which will be in a few hours, yay!), I'll force him to make love to me!
If not.
I'll be doomed to stay a sappy, whiny virgin for the rest of my life.
…
And of course I'll have to cut of Yunho's weenie so he'll be doomed to never have sex with anyone~
That's how evil I can be!
Yeah.
I like that.
…
Time to jack!~
---
“Aaah~”
“Jaejoong… ur so hot…”
“Y-Yunho~”
“W-Why didn’t I do this s-sooner.. Urgh~”
“I-I.. Yun.. ah..”
“Jaejoong..”
“ha.. aah~”
Jaejoong?!”
“Wh-What?”
The first person I saw when I opened my eyes wasn’t the one who I thought I’d see. Instead the person being my super hot, hunk boyfriend Jung Yunho… But my greasy, mostly worthless best friend slash soulmate, Park Yoochun, staring at me with big, frightened eyes.
“Dude… Where you just doing what I think you did…”He stammered.
Oh, that’s right, I must’ve had another Yunho-smexing wet dream, in fucking school. “I err… Nothing..” Then I quickly took a sip of my milk to cool of my body. Damn.
Then Yoochun cleared his throat and started talking. “Right.. Well, I have something I got to tell you..”
Something happened to my soulmatey?! Eagerly I looked up at him. “Really? Tell me! I’m all ears!”
“.. You know I’ve been looking around dating sites a lot..” Yoochun started off slowly, where was this leading to? “And you know I’ve been dating with this guy for a while..”
Then I got a gut feeling, a feeling that finally my best pally had found someone he was interested in. A wide smirk stretched on my face and I chuckled. “Ya, are you going to tell me you two are going to get married?”
He rolled his eyes, something very common. “Can you act normal for once?!” He sighed, composing himself. “Well, he said he wanted to meet up, like for real.”
OH MY GAWD I WAS RIGHT! I knew it! “Aigoo, I’m so happy for you soulmatey!” I said, patting his head in affection. “My cute, little Chunnie’s getting a boyfriend~”
“Ya~”
I could only smile more, Yoochun was really a tight-ass if it was about love. Sure he was the Casanova and used-to-be womanizer, but he had high standards, standards even I couldn’t top! Even when yours truly is a sexy, cute and smart Kim Jaejoong!
But I don’t mind though! The thought of ending up falling in love with my besty doesn’t appeal to me…. Even when Yoochun is one of the most understanding and kind people, it’d freak me out! Instead, my tight ass is only to be entered by my super hot, hunk boyfriend Jung Yunho! Haha!
My ass is on reserved, if only it could be occupied for once.
Bad thoughts Jae.. If you don’t get your mind back of the fantasy Yunho-smexing wet dream trail you’ll grow a boner once again!
But then it was time for the best class of the day!
Maths!
“Ya Jaejoong~” His voice was music to my ears, as I felt his muscular, tanned arms around my upper body my heart fluttered.
“How’s my baby?” He said softly as he kissed my cheek.
I giggled, feeling all my blood rush to my cheeks. “Ah, Yunho-yah~” I patted his arm playfully when he sat down next to me. I could just feel Yoochun’s eyes burning at us, but I didn’t care. I couldn’t be happier than this, I haven’t been this happy before in my life! Even though I knew Yoochun didn’t like us being all lovey-dovey in his presence, I just couldn’t help it when Yunho was staring at me so lovingly.
“Are you ready to go to class?” He asked eagerly, his eyes piercing beautifully as he looked at me.
“Of course I am~” I said childishly. How could I not be ready for another hour full of Yunho, math problems and Yunho! Best time of my life like duh!
Yunho smiled, showing off his bright teeth and pecked my lips. I could hear Yoochun groan in horror. “Alright, then we should get going!”
With a simple goodbye to Yoochun, and receiving a glance, but a grin as well Yunho and I took off to math class. On our way we goofed around a little, holding hands and smiling all the time. This was just heaven, and I didn’t even mind the staring anymore.
Because in my world, there were only Yunho and I.
And those jealous ass bitches can suck my balls!
…
No wait I take that back. They can kiss my ass! I want to save my private parts for my boyfriend!Before we entered class I took Yunho apart for a while, I wanted to tell him what was on my mind, and I was going to do it in a subtle way. “Yunnie, let’s have sex.” … Well, as subtle as I could get, of course!
Lucky me, Yunho laughed and pecked my cheek. “Baby, what has suddenly gotten into you.” I could see he was amused, did he maybe think what I was thinking?
“… Let’s skip class..”
Okay, if it wasn’t for Yunho who gasped at me I’d never believe what had been coming out of my mouth. Did I just say I wanted to skip my favorite subject to get butt fucked by Yunho?
Now I think of it, HELL YEAH!
“You’re sure?” He asked. Aw, he’s such a doll.
I nodded, wrapping my hands around him, trying to seduce him with my sexy face, my piercing eyes and my body slightly moving against him. “Uhuh, I haven’t been this sure in my life.”
But then, Yunho said something he shouldn’t have. “But you’re still a virgin Jae, you sure you want this?”
That made me pout like hell! And upset me of course. So I slowly stepped back, my head hanging low. “W-Why did you have to say that~” I whined, turning around and running away. He disappointed me, I thought we were together, and didn’t that mean it included having sex with each other?
I waited years for someone that loved me, I dreamt of having Yunho for myself and make love to me… And now that I had him for myself he turns out to be only concerned about me? Well that just sucked! Big time!
I know I acted like a drama queen, but I’ve been so sexually frustrated the last couple of days that it just got all too much for me! The only sounds I heard where footsteps and my sobbing. Then I felt a hand grab my wrist and I got swung inside a cleaning closet, the door closed and I was pressed against the wall, familiar lips on mine.
Yunho’s eyes gazed deep into mine as he kissed me. It looked like it was going to be the same old thing, but Yunho’s dark eyes were more piercing, filled with lust. Then I felt something I only imagined in my dreams, Yunho’s hand had finally found his way down my pants.
“Yun- hmmn~” I wanted to cry out in surprise but he only kissed me more fiercely. My hands helplessly clenched Yunho’s arms as his fingers wrapped around my member, stroking it lightly.
When Yunho broke the kiss he stared at me with narrow eyes. “If.. you want me to take your virginity that bad it’s fine with me.., but remember I would’ve done you anyway.. Actually I wanted it to be more romantic but… “ His hand moved even faster now. “Since you want it so bad.”
It was unbelievable how turned on Yunho made me, his words, his hands. I didn’t care if it’d be romantic or rough, because with Yunho it would be good.
And hell it was!
In a flash we were undressed, Yunho was sitting on the floor, his back against the wall as I lowered myself down on Yunho’s rock hard dick.
And now I got to tell you something… Something I was flailing about all that time… GOD HAS BLESSED MY BOYFRIEND WITH A KICK ASS COCK! God I love you, I love you LOTS~
So I slid myself down, linking my prepared heat with Yunho’s marvelous length. “Y-Yunho~” I threw my head back as he was able to take him in whole. Damn he was large! If it would’ve been any bigger it wouldn’t have fit!
“T-Try to move..” He groaned, his hands massaging my hips.
Slowly I did what he told me to, I slammed myself down on Yunho’s cock, moaning every time. “I-It hurts…” Somehow it wasn’t like I expected, where was the spark, fireworks? With every move I made it only seemed to hurt more. Panting I grabbed Yunho’s shoulders. “I-I can’t~”
Then, all of a sudden Yunho started to buck his hips up, thrusting his cock deeper inside of me. And when he suddenly slammed into a different angle I felt it. The fireworks.
I moaned like never before. We were in perfect harmony, his cock thrusting up into my heat and my ass slamming down. That’s how I imagined it to be, and that’s how it was.
It all went so damn fast. Before I even knew we’d both cum and lied there on the floor; exhausted, drenched in sweat and cum.
---
Guess what!
KIM JAEJOONG IS NOW NO LONGER A SAPPY, WHINY VIRGIN!
Instead, I turned into a smexy Kim Jaejoong sexbomb! And you know who said that? Aha, you’re right!
My stud of a boyfriend Jung Yunho said it alright! And I’ll tell you something…
My ass and back fucking hurts like HELL!
But, still…. I LOVED IT! I can’t wait for the time we’ll be doing it again!
… Although.. Next time when we do it I prefer to do it on a bed, thank you very much!
Kim Jaejoong is now official happy with his life, HOORAY! Life’s complete!
And now I’m going to enjoy my boyfriend, if you know what I mean… Hehe!
---
Omg.... I can't believe I'm actually doing this! I made my crack!Jae come back, LOL! Anygay (credits for that word goes to Mimz 8'D), this crack!Jae just haunted me in my sleep, calling "Write moar about me~~", stuff like that. And so many of you liked the way to love so I just had to write you guys this!
The smut is a little... Yeah.. I don't know, somehow I couldn't write smut today. So sorry if it sucked! T___T
Length: One shot ( words)
Author: jadexscandal
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Themes: Romance, Fluff, humor and smut (is that even possible) Crackphail
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me
Summary: A month after Jaejoong came to know that the hottest jock of his school, Jung Yunho, cherished the same feelings for him, Jaejoong still didn't get laid. It gets on his nerves. Luckily Yunho found the perfect way to change that, by skipping math class.
Warnings: Goof!Jae (?), bad language.
A/N: So many of you loved the double shot "The way to love", and suddenly, after reading it again, this came up 8'D! So it's a sort of sequel to that one! Please enjoy!
Prequel: 01.|| 02.
Life is good.
Life is perfect.
No, terrific.
Marvelous even.
Except for one little, tiny winy thing.
Kim Jaejoong is still a virgin.
Even when said virgin has been going out with the most sexy, handsome stud of the universe. Jung Yunho. Who claimed to be deflowered already.
If you see it like that the life of Kim Jaejoong, who is still a sappy, whiny virgin, stinks.
Sucks, or whatever you want to call it! I don't care!
So, basically I'm sulking and sulking about the fact that I never got laid. Never ever in my life. My sisters always told me about their boyfriends and their special nights, I'd just close my eyes, cover my ears and sing a song. But now, since I'm already 18, I think it's about time I finally get some action into my life.
I already had to wait, well, I made myself wait cuz if it wasn't for my shy personality outside my witty little brain I'd have pounced onto Jung Yunho, my stunning, hot boyfriend, immediately.
Unfortunately, I'm not a Casanova, I'm a hopeless romantic more or less.
On the bright side of all this virginity misery, Yunho and I have been together for almost a month now. Some people know about it, some just keep quiet about it or still don't believe me going out with Mr School Soccer Team Captain. Well, they're just terribly jealous~ But we've never gone further than kissing and upper body activities.
(Just imagine, A broad chested, tanned hunk on top of you, taking of your shirt off while you keep your eyes on his muscular chest! Can you understand how many times this guy gave me a boner?! Seriously!)
But sadly we didn't advance any further than that, cuz every time we'd almost come to the point of making our fantasies come true (cuz I just know he fantasizes about me when I'm not there!), we'd get interrupted. At those points I just hate to live with my family, existing of 9 sisters and 2 parents. Not that Yunho's house's any better, it's like, his dad's always there! ALWAYS! FUCKING, DAMN ALWAYS! The guy lost his job, and now he's there all the time, sitting in his chair watching sports.
So that's where he got that from!
I do like Yunho's dad, he accepted it immediately. By surprise, cuz usually the jock dads will go berserk if they find out their popular, hunky sons turn out to swing the other way. On the contrary, it was my dad who totally lost it when I took Yunho home for the first time. I thought he was going to kill him. But luckily my mom came in with her delicious, infamous stew and before the end of the night my lovely daddy apologized.
Anyway, back to the real issue. Every time we're all touchy feely and in the mood, at the point where I almost have my pants down we don't go further. That's what bothers me.
I don't want to sound desperate or anything, but my body's almost screaming “Fuck me~” every time Yunho kisses me.
At night I usually start to feel lonely, simply cuz that's the time of day my mind is full of Yunho (I know what you're thinking! I think my head's always full of Yunho, didn't you?!.... Well,... actually... It's true.) , that's when I start having these dreams...
You know..
Those dreams...
The kind of dream where Yunho's butt naked and tries to screw me deep into the mattress.
Yeah...
I like that.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Even now thinking of it now gives me hell of boner.
I need to jack.
But! Next time I see Yunho (which will be in a few hours, yay!), I'll force him to make love to me!
If not.
I'll be doomed to stay a sappy, whiny virgin for the rest of my life.
…
And of course I'll have to cut of Yunho's weenie so he'll be doomed to never have sex with anyone~
That's how evil I can be!
Yeah.
I like that.
…
Time to jack!~
---
“Aaah~”
“Jaejoong… ur so hot…”
“Y-Yunho~”
“W-Why didn’t I do this s-sooner.. Urgh~”
“I-I.. Yun.. ah..”
“Jaejoong..”
“ha.. aah~”
Jaejoong?!”
“Wh-What?”
The first person I saw when I opened my eyes wasn’t the one who I thought I’d see. Instead the person being my super hot, hunk boyfriend Jung Yunho… But my greasy, mostly worthless best friend slash soulmate, Park Yoochun, staring at me with big, frightened eyes.
“Dude… Where you just doing what I think you did…”He stammered.
Oh, that’s right, I must’ve had another Yunho-smexing wet dream, in fucking school. “I err… Nothing..” Then I quickly took a sip of my milk to cool of my body. Damn.
Then Yoochun cleared his throat and started talking. “Right.. Well, I have something I got to tell you..”
Something happened to my soulmatey?! Eagerly I looked up at him. “Really? Tell me! I’m all ears!”
“.. You know I’ve been looking around dating sites a lot..” Yoochun started off slowly, where was this leading to? “And you know I’ve been dating with this guy for a while..”
Then I got a gut feeling, a feeling that finally my best pally had found someone he was interested in. A wide smirk stretched on my face and I chuckled. “Ya, are you going to tell me you two are going to get married?”
He rolled his eyes, something very common. “Can you act normal for once?!” He sighed, composing himself. “Well, he said he wanted to meet up, like for real.”
OH MY GAWD I WAS RIGHT! I knew it! “Aigoo, I’m so happy for you soulmatey!” I said, patting his head in affection. “My cute, little Chunnie’s getting a boyfriend~”
“Ya~”
I could only smile more, Yoochun was really a tight-ass if it was about love. Sure he was the Casanova and used-to-be womanizer, but he had high standards, standards even I couldn’t top! Even when yours truly is a sexy, cute and smart Kim Jaejoong!
But I don’t mind though! The thought of ending up falling in love with my besty doesn’t appeal to me…. Even when Yoochun is one of the most understanding and kind people, it’d freak me out! Instead, my tight ass is only to be entered by my super hot, hunk boyfriend Jung Yunho! Haha!
My ass is on reserved, if only it could be occupied for once.
Bad thoughts Jae.. If you don’t get your mind back of the fantasy Yunho-smexing wet dream trail you’ll grow a boner once again!
But then it was time for the best class of the day!
Maths!
“Ya Jaejoong~” His voice was music to my ears, as I felt his muscular, tanned arms around my upper body my heart fluttered.
“How’s my baby?” He said softly as he kissed my cheek.
I giggled, feeling all my blood rush to my cheeks. “Ah, Yunho-yah~” I patted his arm playfully when he sat down next to me. I could just feel Yoochun’s eyes burning at us, but I didn’t care. I couldn’t be happier than this, I haven’t been this happy before in my life! Even though I knew Yoochun didn’t like us being all lovey-dovey in his presence, I just couldn’t help it when Yunho was staring at me so lovingly.
“Are you ready to go to class?” He asked eagerly, his eyes piercing beautifully as he looked at me.
“Of course I am~” I said childishly. How could I not be ready for another hour full of Yunho, math problems and Yunho! Best time of my life like duh!
Yunho smiled, showing off his bright teeth and pecked my lips. I could hear Yoochun groan in horror. “Alright, then we should get going!”
With a simple goodbye to Yoochun, and receiving a glance, but a grin as well Yunho and I took off to math class. On our way we goofed around a little, holding hands and smiling all the time. This was just heaven, and I didn’t even mind the staring anymore.
Because in my world, there were only Yunho and I.
And those jealous ass bitches can suck my balls!
…
No wait I take that back. They can kiss my ass! I want to save my private parts for my boyfriend!Before we entered class I took Yunho apart for a while, I wanted to tell him what was on my mind, and I was going to do it in a subtle way. “Yunnie, let’s have sex.” … Well, as subtle as I could get, of course!
Lucky me, Yunho laughed and pecked my cheek. “Baby, what has suddenly gotten into you.” I could see he was amused, did he maybe think what I was thinking?
“… Let’s skip class..”
Okay, if it wasn’t for Yunho who gasped at me I’d never believe what had been coming out of my mouth. Did I just say I wanted to skip my favorite subject to get butt fucked by Yunho?
Now I think of it, HELL YEAH!
“You’re sure?” He asked. Aw, he’s such a doll.
I nodded, wrapping my hands around him, trying to seduce him with my sexy face, my piercing eyes and my body slightly moving against him. “Uhuh, I haven’t been this sure in my life.”
But then, Yunho said something he shouldn’t have. “But you’re still a virgin Jae, you sure you want this?”
That made me pout like hell! And upset me of course. So I slowly stepped back, my head hanging low. “W-Why did you have to say that~” I whined, turning around and running away. He disappointed me, I thought we were together, and didn’t that mean it included having sex with each other?
I waited years for someone that loved me, I dreamt of having Yunho for myself and make love to me… And now that I had him for myself he turns out to be only concerned about me? Well that just sucked! Big time!
I know I acted like a drama queen, but I’ve been so sexually frustrated the last couple of days that it just got all too much for me! The only sounds I heard where footsteps and my sobbing. Then I felt a hand grab my wrist and I got swung inside a cleaning closet, the door closed and I was pressed against the wall, familiar lips on mine.
Yunho’s eyes gazed deep into mine as he kissed me. It looked like it was going to be the same old thing, but Yunho’s dark eyes were more piercing, filled with lust. Then I felt something I only imagined in my dreams, Yunho’s hand had finally found his way down my pants.
“Yun- hmmn~” I wanted to cry out in surprise but he only kissed me more fiercely. My hands helplessly clenched Yunho’s arms as his fingers wrapped around my member, stroking it lightly.
When Yunho broke the kiss he stared at me with narrow eyes. “If.. you want me to take your virginity that bad it’s fine with me.., but remember I would’ve done you anyway.. Actually I wanted it to be more romantic but… “ His hand moved even faster now. “Since you want it so bad.”
It was unbelievable how turned on Yunho made me, his words, his hands. I didn’t care if it’d be romantic or rough, because with Yunho it would be good.
And hell it was!
In a flash we were undressed, Yunho was sitting on the floor, his back against the wall as I lowered myself down on Yunho’s rock hard dick.
And now I got to tell you something… Something I was flailing about all that time… GOD HAS BLESSED MY BOYFRIEND WITH A KICK ASS COCK! God I love you, I love you LOTS~
So I slid myself down, linking my prepared heat with Yunho’s marvelous length. “Y-Yunho~” I threw my head back as he was able to take him in whole. Damn he was large! If it would’ve been any bigger it wouldn’t have fit!
“T-Try to move..” He groaned, his hands massaging my hips.
Slowly I did what he told me to, I slammed myself down on Yunho’s cock, moaning every time. “I-It hurts…” Somehow it wasn’t like I expected, where was the spark, fireworks? With every move I made it only seemed to hurt more. Panting I grabbed Yunho’s shoulders. “I-I can’t~”
Then, all of a sudden Yunho started to buck his hips up, thrusting his cock deeper inside of me. And when he suddenly slammed into a different angle I felt it. The fireworks.
I moaned like never before. We were in perfect harmony, his cock thrusting up into my heat and my ass slamming down. That’s how I imagined it to be, and that’s how it was.
It all went so damn fast. Before I even knew we’d both cum and lied there on the floor; exhausted, drenched in sweat and cum.
---
Guess what!
KIM JAEJOONG IS NOW NO LONGER A SAPPY, WHINY VIRGIN!
Instead, I turned into a smexy Kim Jaejoong sexbomb! And you know who said that? Aha, you’re right!
My stud of a boyfriend Jung Yunho said it alright! And I’ll tell you something…
My ass and back fucking hurts like HELL!
But, still…. I LOVED IT! I can’t wait for the time we’ll be doing it again!
… Although.. Next time when we do it I prefer to do it on a bed, thank you very much!
Kim Jaejoong is now official happy with his life, HOORAY! Life’s complete!
And now I’m going to enjoy my boyfriend, if you know what I mean… Hehe!
---
Omg.... I can't believe I'm actually doing this! I made my crack!Jae come back, LOL! Anygay (credits for that word goes to Mimz 8'D), this crack!Jae just haunted me in my sleep, calling "Write moar about me~~", stuff like that. And so many of you liked the way to love so I just had to write you guys this!
The smut is a little... Yeah.. I don't know, somehow I couldn't write smut today. So sorry if it sucked! T___T