This is where I'm just typing random stuff because if my bullety listy thing starts too high up, my first bullety bits will be lost inside my icon, and where's the fun in that? That was a trick question. There is no fun in that! None at all. And here at Trista Bentleytonfarthingwhallop, Snark Pudding, we are all about the fun. The fun, and the ( Read more... )

Guy Who Was Here For a Meeting and Touched My Hand a Little Too Much When I Handed Him His Bottle of Water: You are looking lovely today. I didn't want to compliment you before the meeting because that would have been inappropriate.

The trista thinks: Yeah, because it's far more appropriate to wait until after the meeting and then leer at me. Nice ( Read more... )

Ranch-Rageous Pringles are icky.

Mmm. My favorite.

The mushroom thing yesterday was interesting. It seems most of The FriendBots either really hate them or are thoroughly insane. What do you people in mixed relationships (mushroom-nonmushroom) or families do about pizza? Please tell me you don't put them on your pizza. What do you put on your pizza ( Read more... )

Clearly, many of The FriendBots are insane. Perhaps there is a treatment program for you? I heart The FriendBots and do not wish to see you suffer from such terrible mental illness, so I will look into it and get back to you. Until such time as I have the anti-yuckshroom treatment information, try to eat something tasty instead of the icky ( Read more... )

geekninja! Mushrooms vs. Boobs. What do you think?

So, my little FriendBots. In the interest of scientific research, please fill out my poll. You know you want to.

Poll Mushrooms. Ick.

Can someone please explain to me why people insist on covering my salads with mushrooms? Honestly. Yick.