Clearly, many of The FriendBots are insane. Perhaps there is a treatment program for you? I heart The FriendBots and do not wish to see you suffer from such terrible mental illness, so I will look into it and get back to you. Until such time as I have the anti-yuckshroom treatment information, try to eat something tasty instead of the icky ( Read more... )

I just picked an IMPORTANT FAX up from the fax machine:

GAS PRICES HAVE HIT HISTORIC HIGHS!

I'm glad there's someone out there willing to keep us informed.
* * *
Also? Our fax machine puts Peter, Michael, and Samir's fax machine to shame. Theirs looks positively cooperative in comparison.