Urgent Updates on Mushrooms, Ankles, Faxes, and Insanity.
Clearly, many of The FriendBots are insane. Perhaps there is a treatment program for you? I heart The FriendBots and do not wish to see you suffer from such terrible mental illness, so I will look into it and get back to you. Until such time as I have the anti-yuckshroom treatment information, try to eat something tasty instead of the icky things with The Squish. It is possible that if you fill up on bread, cheese, and chocolate you will not have room for the icky mushrooms.
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I know you're dying for another thrilling Ankle Update, so here it is. I did not hurt it running for the bus this morning. Instead, I hurt it when I almost fell over trying to keep from dropping my moisturizer. At least there's some variety, I suppose. So. Still in the flats. Still dying to wear the new shoes.
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Hot off the fax machine: Nationwide Beverage Bottling Corporation Inks Deal With American Express!
Just so you know.
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I totally forgot to take my loonball pill last night. That could explain quite a bit about my morning.
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I know you're dying for another thrilling Ankle Update, so here it is. I did not hurt it running for the bus this morning. Instead, I hurt it when I almost fell over trying to keep from dropping my moisturizer. At least there's some variety, I suppose. So. Still in the flats. Still dying to wear the new shoes.
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Hot off the fax machine: Nationwide Beverage Bottling Corporation Inks Deal With American Express!
Just so you know.
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I totally forgot to take my loonball pill last night. That could explain quite a bit about my morning.