BLAH.  SMILING AND HELPFUL AND FRIENDLY.  I HATE IT.

Okay.  Who remembers the movie A Perfect World?  Kevin Costner is the escaped convict on the road with the kid?  No?  ANYWAY, there's this store called Friendly's where the most friendly employee gets a bonus, and everyone is grinnin' like idiots and harassing you with assistance and shit.  Both ( Read more... )

Nashville was STRONGLY URGED to limit water use, since the whole place was running on one functioning treatment facility.  Well, that seems to have been lifted.

My laundry hamper is putting off toxic fumes, I swear it.  I thought I smelled cold french fries.  We haven't eaten fries, so I don't even know what the hell.  Also, not showering has been ( Read more... )

Can someone, somewhere, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ME AND MY STATE, put the Titans out of their misery.  Son of a...I can't even...

I'm not even WATCHING but my cruel sister keeps calling me with horrific and embarrassing updates that make me and the Baby Jesus cry.

Like, the next time one of your teams plays us?  Could you dress up one of the local ( Read more... )