Little Adam Pacman
Hoppin' through the forest,
Pickin' up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head!

Now along came the Goodell Fairy, and he said . . .

Little Adam Pacman,
I don't want to see you,
Picking up the field mice
And boppin' 'em on the head!

Now I'm going to give you one more chance, and if you don't stop, I'm going to turn you into a GOON!

Ladies and gentlemen,

CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON.

That is all.

I had a revelation last night, when I received my notice from the IRS of the Economic Stimulus Act of 2008.  I used to wonder what the hell they were thinking, but now I know.

...Matthew Lesko has infiltrated the IRS!

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