Hilarious Article of the Moment: 'Panhandle deputies Taser 'crazy' Emu'

I shit you not. *dies of laughter*

Also, apparently those perpetual crazies over at the cluster fuck more commonly referred to as PETA have claimed that they're going to attempt to buy SeaWorld, for the sole purpose of setting the animals free. One, as if Busch Entertainment ( Read more... )

This has got to be, hands down and without a doubt, one of, if not THE most boring tropical storm EVAR. (I take that back. Fay earns the second most boring storm of all time award, while first place is awarded to Frances a few years back, when, even though the storm had stalled off coast, pretty much everything was closed. At least right now stores ( Read more... )

Q: Two condoms walk past a gay bar. What does the one say to the other?

( ...and the punchline is: )

I SAID WHAT WHAT??

IN THE BUTT

There are absolutely no words (NONE!) that can possibly describe just how much I'm dying to see this. Anyone who can work their internets-fu and find me a demo recording will be the recipient of lots and lots of, well... SOMETHING.

Because seriously. JUST LOOK AT THE STILLS!Also, I know there's at least one other Jeff Wayne fangirl out there ( Read more... )

You know what? Greg Grunberg just doesn't get enough lovin'. So in a pathetic attempt to remedy the situation, I bring Grunny goodies!

Jew Review talks with Greg Grunberg
( Cut for SPOILERS. )

What the hell, cat! Just because I may have forgotten to buy you more food and you had to eat the little pieces at the bottom of your bowl for one day, it DOES NOT give you the right to shit on my bed! Especially on my favorite comforter! *rage, yo*

. . .

Okay, despite the crappy quality, looking back at when I caught you doing this totally ( Read more... )

How sad is it that, while reading throught the lastest Behind th Eclipse, the first item to elicit a giant ball of squee is the announcement that Mr. Muggles will be returning for Volume 2?

( A teeny bit more yayness under the cut. )

Before I do my meta of last night's episode, I'll continue to bask in the ever-loving glory that is was Volume One. Cutting, for two images of gimongous size, and also (possible) Volume Two spoilers.(!!)

( True evil has only one love... )

First, I wanna say that this would've been up waaaay earlier, (like shortly after 10 EST), but Katie got home early, and Seth decided to visit, too. And while I'll wholly admit to them that I am the biggest dork alive, I won't make them suffer through my fangirling. At least not until we're at work the next day ( Read more... )