Hilarious Article of the Moment:
'Panhandle deputies Taser 'crazy' Emu' I shit you not. *dies of laughter*
Also, apparently those perpetual crazies over at the cluster fuck more commonly referred to as PETA have claimed that they're going to
attempt to buy SeaWorld, for the sole purpose of setting the animals free. One, as if Busch Entertainment would ever let that happen; and two, GET A LIFE. And a burger. Preferably made of veal. *craves it*
Also, I need music recs. You see, I've been compiling a list of music that I NEED to download, covering every possible genre you can imagine. (Example, the Ns include Night Ranger, Nightwish, and NWA ("Fuck the Police", of course); don't even get me started on S (but since you asked: Salt n' Pepa, Scorpions, Simon & Garfunkel, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Smashing Pumpkins, Southern Playaz, Styx, Sugarhill Gang, and Sweet)).
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And in case you were wondering, Fay is still here, still boring (though we did lose power for a bit!), and my car is still (unfortunately) intact.