The quote from the first episode of Family Guy comes to mind: (approximately, since it's off the top of my head)
  Peter: "I dunno, I promised my wife I wouldn't drink, and I'd feel bad..."
  Quagmire: "Hey! Don't feel bad!"
  Peter: "Wow, I never thought of it like that!"

Here's what made me think of it: IAEA: Iran rejects evidence on ( Read more... )

So it turns out, carbon nanotubes are best at stopping bullets. Summary: a layer about 1/42nd of an inch will stop a revolver bullet and, unlike Kevlar or similar, it won't leave you bruised up.

( Umerikan Tranzlayqun )

Issued as soon as 2010! Some of the comments rock, too. (:

Umerikan Tranzlayqun:

Pywk Sabrz!

Iqwd az swn az 2010! Sum uv vhu koments rok, tw. (: