I kinda forgot that I had this, and at this point no one reads it anymore anyways so it's really just for my own amusement. Point being that I was reading through the entries and the last one was just a little too depressing to be the last one so I thought I would make at least one more. Since that post I have had more than a year of maturing, ( Read more... )

So nicole and I broke up, nothing funny about that. I just feel like i need to vent about it. I'm crushed. She was pretty much my world, and now shes gone. I guess the question now would be, what do you do after the end of the world. I honestly don't know what to do now. She was the closest thing I had to family up here and now that's gone. Whose ( Read more... )

Has anyone else ever looked at a sleeping friend, and thought about farting on their head? Like really thought about it, positioned yourself over their head, maybe even pulled down the back of your pants to actually expose the buttocks and crack, depending on how good of a friend they are ( Read more... )

You have to do a bunch of meticulous and mildly painful things on a regular basis. But i don't know what I would do without it ( Read more... )

So a couple of weeks ago i took a trip to the locality where my girlfriend habitates when not at school. The trip was very good, and i enjoyed it alot. With that being said I would like to go over some of the more interesting and nonsensical points of my trip ( Read more... )

They suck. They are terrible, I'm pretty sure no one enjoys them. Not even the chinese. You would think that when they were stealing our nuclear secrets, they would have helped themselves to a cookie recipe. They're called chocolate chips. Use them. Then instead of your cookie tasting like cardboard, it would taste like chocolaty cardboard. And boy ( Read more... )

Damn them all!! I hope that all their walkers break simultaniously. I also hope that the person who repairs the walker's is out of town and all the old people have to crawl around on the ground for a week, because the ground can be really unpleasant depending on where you are. That would teach them all a lesson ( Read more... )

It's a fact, a proven, substantiated fact. Everytime there is a traffic jam, old person. Everytime your food is taking too long at a restaurant, old person arguing about thier food. Teenage angst, old people (eventually). Yes truly the senior citizen is a strange and elusive creature, and in the event that you are cornered by one there is only one ( Read more... )

I just read that mike wallace once tried to commit suicide, thats sad, he must have actually watched 60 minutes. Upon realizing how boring his show is, and also that andy rooney is a senile old man who hates everyone and everything, he tried to take his own life. He failed. And now there is still a 60 minutes. Fuck ( Read more... )

So the other day, my girlfriend's roommate was having a snack. I asked her what she was eating and she said "I'm eating a go-tart." Apparently pop tart's weren't portable enough, they had to fashion them from flat pastries into sticks. I guess I only have one question, are the pop-tarts advertisers smoking crack or crystal meth ( Read more... )