Fortune Cookies
They suck. They are terrible, I'm pretty sure no one enjoys them. Not even the chinese. You would think that when they were stealing our nuclear secrets, they would have helped themselves to a cookie recipe. They're called chocolate chips. Use them. Then instead of your cookie tasting like cardboard, it would taste like chocolaty cardboard. And boy is that great.
What is truly amazing to me, is that the chinese can cook an entire meal in 15 minutes, and package it in a box that would fit in my glove compartment, and yet they still can't produce a fortune that doesn't disappoint the shit out of me.
"You will fail sometime today"
That was the only one that ever came true.
It's never the good one, never. The you will fall ass backwards into money and naked lesbians today one never comes true does it?
Fuck those stupid ass cookies.
What is truly amazing to me, is that the chinese can cook an entire meal in 15 minutes, and package it in a box that would fit in my glove compartment, and yet they still can't produce a fortune that doesn't disappoint the shit out of me.
"You will fail sometime today"
That was the only one that ever came true.
It's never the good one, never. The you will fall ass backwards into money and naked lesbians today one never comes true does it?
Fuck those stupid ass cookies.