What an absolutely dreadful turn of events this is. Have I really been here before? One of the guards informed me that I actually died. How predictably awful.

And what's all this about an election?

This is fascinating. Amazing. The beauty and unpredictability of the Plan never ceases to bring me joy ( Read more... )

WHO: Evil Spike and Cameron
WHAT: Honey, I'm hoooooome
WHERE/WHEN: Tonight at their apartment

What.

Well, this was lovely.

In the sense of being incredibly irritating and not at all good for his ego. Which was severely bruised currently, after getting staked by that baby slayer. She wasn't even properly trained yet! But she'd just out and ( Read more... )

...

I hate this place even more than that damn island.

What just happened--?

...It appears that there's a lot that I missed in my absence, but someone can fill me in on what happened while I was gone at a later time. Right now I just want to know where my brother is and that he's alright.

As much as I suffer in life, I have to say that death isn't much fun either. And of course I got murdered by myself. That's the universe for you, in a nutshell.

A small nutshell. Filled with tears.

Sigh...

Well, I guess this is what they call a 'good news, bad news situation', isn't it?

Good news is I didn't lose all my memories this time around, which is a big plus. Having Two fill me in on my own life isn't how I like to adjust to a download.

Bad news is this means that I remember exactly what it feels like to have my frakking face melt off. And ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO HARLEY QUINN, FILTERED FROM GOSSIP GIRL

Hey there, sweetie. Can you keep a secret?

I'm baaaa-aaaack.

Who: Future Spike & John [Closed]
What: Trying to stop the crazy
Where: IDK wherever Future Crazy Spike is hiding.

John stumbled through the hallways, searching frantically for any sign of the vampire. He was still injured pretty severely and it wasn't easy to move quickly, but he didn't care. He needed to find Spike.

( One way or another... )

Huh. Okay, now this wasn't part of the Plan.

Does anyone want to tell me what's going on here? Preferably in a way that doesn't involve guns or airlocks?