WHO: Joker and Monroe
WHERE: Coulro Sector hideout
WHEN: After Joker fakes his death and Ianto fixes the toilet

"Honey, I'm home!" Joker bounded through the door of his hideout. He'd been in exceptionally good spirits, even by his standards, ever since faking his death. Not only was he not being hunted anymore, but the sweet thought of Harley's mental ( Read more... )

WHO: Joker, Harleen, eventually Shego
WHERE: Harleen's office
WHAT: Couples therapy

"Mmm-hmmm-hmmm... never gonna say goodbye...  never gonna tell a lie and hurt you... mmm-mmm-mmmmheeheehee." The Joker sang to himself as he capered through the dimmed halls up to Harleen's office, immensely enjoying the chaos of the base. "Well, I guess I am going to ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO MONROE

My irrepressible joi de vivre is being seriously challenged lately.

PRIVATE TO HARLEY

HAAAAARRRLLEEEEYY!

OH HARLEY DEAR!

WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS VIDEO I FOUND?

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HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD YOU? Twice!

Your lips were poisoned, right? Borrowed some stuff from Pammy, right?

RIGHT?

Who: Adam Monroe and the Joker ( Read more... )

[Private to the Joker]

I know you're still out there.

And I'm not out to get you, more or less the opposite.

...I need your help.

Harley, hey, if I were the Joker I'd be real disappointed in you, babe. But how do you know that I haven't just been pretending to be him all this time? Kind of blows your mind, don't it? Now you've got dear old Shego thinking there's more than one Big Bad around.

PRIVATE TO THE JOKER

I got your back.

PRIVATE TO THE FIRST

You crossed the line, chumpie. You crossed the line. No one hurts Harley but me... well, and maybe the Bat. But what really burns me is that you blew my cover! Do you have any idea how much fun you just ruined? How much of my best material I've had to tear up ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO THE FIRST EVIL

I gotta hand it to you, who or whatever you are. You got some real style.

PRIVATE TO HARLEY QUINN, FILTERED FROM GOSSIP GIRL

Hey there, sweetie. Can you keep a secret?

I'm baaaa-aaaack.