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The Piss-Poor Pattern

theyarnproject Oct 29, 2010 10:24

Here I am. After I am finished writing, I will get my day, started. A bath, breakfast, and I will be A-Okay.
But first...
I honestly belive it is time to go into a full out complain-fest, over the Wavy Baby Blanket pattern, designed by Kim Biddix.
Ok...let me start by saying that, even when I started my first attempt at this project, a few days back, ( Read more... )

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This FRIGGIN Sampler!!!

theyarnproject Sep 15, 2010 13:40

Patience is a virtue.
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Patience and fortitude conquer all things.
Patience is passion tamed.
Patience is the key to paradise.
Patience is the key to contentment.
Ok...sure. These "patience-themed quotes" are great. Then, there is my favorite saying, when it comes to patience.

PATIENCE IS SOMETHING, I DON'T FRIGGIN HAVE ( Read more... )

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The Support, I Thought I Had

theyarnproject Sep 14, 2010 08:35

Yesterday, there was actually very little, that got accomplished, in terms of my afghan-in-the-works. I was miserable, being kept from it, but there were so many other things, that needed to be done. I think, at the end of the day, I had averaged about 2 hours, MAX, in time spent with my yarn and hook.
Nowhere near enough time, to sastisfy the urge.
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What About MY Project?

theyarnproject Aug 21, 2010 10:01

Okay...
Up until three or four days ago, my life was...well, MINE. I woke up in the morning, and had my coffee, while watching re-runs of television shows that were not all that great, the first time around. Then, once I was full awake, and had enough of a smart-ass perspective to effectively write, I would come to my blog, and let my fingers dance ( Read more... )

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The Damned Delivery!

theyarnproject Aug 19, 2010 09:50

Before we go into the discussion of yarn...
Online shopping...let's talk about it, for just a moment. Particularly, lets talk about ordering flowers, online.
In the past, this used to be an incredibly easy thing to do. You go to the website, pick out your bouquet (which will, of course, costs about the same, as a shopping spree at Zales.) Then, after ( Read more... )

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The Spiteful Square, One Half To Go!

theyarnproject Aug 16, 2010 10:05

Yesterday...How can I describe it?
Well, one blunt little word, comes to mind: SHIT!
That is right...Yesterday sucked, in absolutely EVERY way.
First, my foot decided to act up. It has been doing fine, for the past couple days. That changed, yesterday.
Yesterday, I could not escape the pain, from the wound, on the bottom of my foot.
Standing was, most ( Read more... )

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Going Home...THANK GOD!

theyarnproject Aug 01, 2010 10:25

As I write this, I am 'enjoying' a McDonald's breakfast, that took me (no lie) 30 minutes of waiting in line, to get. I swear to God, McDonald's is like friggin Disneyland, today. But, oh well...
Today is my last day in Paso Robles. And, all I can say on this is: THANK GOD!
Last night, while driving to my 'friend's' house, I found out that he's not ( Read more... )

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Squares & Stuffed Animals

theyarnproject Jul 29, 2010 08:40

Yesterday, at about 1 in the afternoon, I headed to the Fair. I decided to use my wheelchair, because walking long distances is still very hard (and very painful) for me. So, I entered the gates, my bag was checked (just yarn), and I was off.
First stop...
CINNAMON ROLL!
I swear to God, this was the best DAMNED thing, I have ever consumed. Each bite ( Read more... )

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Here It Is...Sunglasses Are MANDATORY!

theyarnproject Jul 26, 2010 08:39

So, yesterday, even as I wrote in my blog, I was COMPLETELY clueless to it. I blame it on the fact that I have to pack my bag, full of yarn, and all my other goodies, at roughly 5 in the morning. Now, don't get me wrong, I am an early riser. I always have been. But, even for me, this is INSANE! There is only ONE thing a person should be doing at 5 ( Read more... )

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Crocheting The Day (And Night) Away!

theyarnproject Jul 25, 2010 09:30

Yesterday, as I sat in the Scarlet Skein, I thought I was going to cry. I'm not kidding. I thought I was going to break down...bang my fists on the table (despite the two other yarnies, who were concentrating,) and have one big ole' emotional episode. I could feel the tears welling in my eyes. The long line of curse words pushed at the inside of my ( Read more... )

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