What the fuck?
MLB can
kiss my ass with their anti-Red Sox/pro-Yankees bullshit swag.
Where's my "Enjoy New York, Johnny/Where All-Stars Go to Suck" t-shirt?
Jerks.
(And, yes, I totally sent an irritable email to MLB.com suggesting just such a t-shirt if they're going to start selling shirts that insult their own friggin' teams.)