It's actually the 27th. I have gone to bed and woken up again. We're going to fudge it anyway. There will be another poem later, probably.

I am at war with myself.
My mind is an oppressor overshadowing my body.
It marches my pleasure down long galleries where harsh
Lights glare on missed precautions and unwanted
Possibilities reflect back exaggerated ( Read more... )

Maybe TMI, too. How intrepid do you feel today?

I don't know about you folks, but when I wake up in the morning (at a natural time, not at some horrible employment-imposed hour), I feel like world domination. Or maybe just domination-domination. Phat and sassy. I feel like holding court in bed until the courtiers can't take it anymore. It's a great ( Read more... )

"In affluent, industrialized nations, the birth of males has dropped every year for the past 30 years. Genital defects, learning disabilities, autism, ADD and a variety of other afflictions have all skyrocketed in males while remaining comparatively low in females. ... The average Gen Y bro has a sperm count that is 50 percent lower than his father ( Read more... )

I think things have been overdone. This morning is full of Want To Cry. Taxes are done, took about half an hour. Only getting like $30 back but it's better than paying in. I hate Social Security. Hundreds of dollars I will never see again. It's a good thing I didn't make big plans to use my tax return on. They were going to go towards the credit ( Read more... )

this one sprang from my head during the Dead concert. i may possibly have been a little high at the time and why the fuck is my fucking neighbor VACUUMING at midnight?

there once was a girl in Carrboro
whose sexual tastes were quite thorough.
she'd goose and she'd gander
from Aaron to Zandra
and fuck like a sailor on furlough

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions
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I had to pee really badly after lunch, so after unloading the recycling at Carrboro Plaza I ran into Food Lion to use the bathroom. And what did they have right next to the bathroom? Cheap flower bulbs, of course. It's like they KNEW I'd be coming by after an hour spent listening to Cho talk about plants (SWOON! PLANTS!) and I'd succumb easily to ( Read more... )

Can I help it if my brain's on the same frequency as the rest of the natural world right now? And that I know some sexy s-words? No, no I can't.
Post delayed due to work-eating-brain.

Sap,

sluggish,

seeps,

sl  o w  ly surging,

thenslippingquicksilversinuous,

seeking
           synergy,

sssssssssssips
and
slurrrrrrrrrrps

the sussurrus

of a single
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