Morning Sex - it's NSFW, so stay at home!
Maybe TMI, too. How intrepid do you feel today?
I don't know about you folks, but when I wake up in the morning (at a natural time, not at some horrible employment-imposed hour), I feel like world domination. Or maybe just domination-domination. Phat and sassy. I feel like holding court in bed until the courtiers can't take it anymore. It's a great feeling, aside from this one little thing: our society doesn't like morning sex! No, we only get free time at the end of the day, by which time I may feel generally satisfied with what I've done, but plum tuckered out. No three-ring circus boudoir exploits at 10 pm, no sir. Morning sex is relegated to the weekends, or at least it would be if the weekends weren't already scheduled within an inch of their lives. Sex in general is shoved into a little dark corner. No wonder our society is subject to failed marriages and incompetent intimacy!
Fortunately, there is a solution: Internation Intimacy Fostering Day(s). A day off from work (ideally at least once a month) in which hardworking citizens are expected to stay home and put the mmmmmm back into morning. Reconnect! Revitalize! Make love as corporate war! Take back your love life!
The caveat: in order to stay home on IIFDs, you need to have someone to stay home with. Easy for those married or devoted folks, but what about the rest of us? Well, what better reason to say hello to that someone you've been thinking about saying hello to? Saying hello, hopping into bed with, it's all the same thing!
"So, you staying home tomorrow?"
"Nah. I really hate these IIFDs..."
"Yeah, me too."
Pause.
"Would you like me to make you breakfast tomorrow morning?"
Easy as pie! And the best part is that you can pretend it doesn't mean anything but another day off of work!
Have more sex, people. It's good for you! Just remember to use protection and never get emotionally involved. :)
This message brought to you by Springtime and the Orgasm More Frequently Group.
I don't know about you folks, but when I wake up in the morning (at a natural time, not at some horrible employment-imposed hour), I feel like world domination. Or maybe just domination-domination. Phat and sassy. I feel like holding court in bed until the courtiers can't take it anymore. It's a great feeling, aside from this one little thing: our society doesn't like morning sex! No, we only get free time at the end of the day, by which time I may feel generally satisfied with what I've done, but plum tuckered out. No three-ring circus boudoir exploits at 10 pm, no sir. Morning sex is relegated to the weekends, or at least it would be if the weekends weren't already scheduled within an inch of their lives. Sex in general is shoved into a little dark corner. No wonder our society is subject to failed marriages and incompetent intimacy!
Fortunately, there is a solution: Internation Intimacy Fostering Day(s). A day off from work (ideally at least once a month) in which hardworking citizens are expected to stay home and put the mmmmmm back into morning. Reconnect! Revitalize! Make love as corporate war! Take back your love life!
The caveat: in order to stay home on IIFDs, you need to have someone to stay home with. Easy for those married or devoted folks, but what about the rest of us? Well, what better reason to say hello to that someone you've been thinking about saying hello to? Saying hello, hopping into bed with, it's all the same thing!
"So, you staying home tomorrow?"
"Nah. I really hate these IIFDs..."
"Yeah, me too."
Pause.
"Would you like me to make you breakfast tomorrow morning?"
Easy as pie! And the best part is that you can pretend it doesn't mean anything but another day off of work!
Have more sex, people. It's good for you! Just remember to use protection and never get emotionally involved. :)
This message brought to you by Springtime and the Orgasm More Frequently Group.