This just happened, it is not an exaggeration ( Read more... )

In the city of my birth 2,000 shoppers just couldn't wait for Black Friday deelz!!1! Sooooo when a security guard finally opened the doors at 5am they trampled him to death! Plus four other people (one of whom was eight months pregnant) had to go to the hospital for injuries, OH and other employees that tried to get to him to help got some ( Read more... )

So the psychotically anticipated game Little Big Planet just got delayed because, I guess some dipshit working for Sony (or maybe someone they hired) included a song in it that contained a verse from the Quran. So Sony, recognizing the ridiculous backlash they faced has recalled the game FOUR DAYS before its world wide debut. I'm trying to ( Read more... )

I saw a commercial. Some sports-related man said that he had been previously "larger than life." Then they showed a picture of his former self, he weighed a good deal more in that image than his more temporally current self. Then he added, with the knowing smile that only a man possessed of a powerful and otherworldly wit can produce, "literally ( Read more... )

Did CNN really just waste ten minutes building up to Palin's fucking wink? A goddamn wink? Really? Seriously, stop the world, I'd like to get the fuck off. I wish cats ruled the planet. ;)

Wow! Michigan voters don't get to vote for Obama or Edwards. That is awesomely retarded. You crazy kids have fun with your ridiculous system. I'm waiting for the AIs to take over and run things more smoothly. ;)

Speaking of a good segue, episode two of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles was better IMO than the pilot. John's a class A ( Read more... )

The mighty "Gabe" from Penny Arcade in a typically hilarious update briefly links his faithful readers (also the unfaithful ones) to this article. He (I'm paraphrasing) mentions some minor dislike for its author. Obviously I had to read the article in question (in question indeed). Holy SHIT this guy. I mean. It's hard to read an article full ( Read more... )

So another dude just went nuts and shot some church shit up. Obviously CNN's vigorously tweaking its clit over this. I wouldn't really care but for...

"That was five days after Murray performed a pair of dark rock songs at a concert at the mission that made fellow workers "pretty scared," according to Werner. The performance -- which included a ( Read more... )

Quick shout out to the DC Madam who's giving up her client list to the cops and media to save her own neck...

Die you turncoat cunt. Thank you, drive through.

I'm so fucking sick of society's need to make everyone line up and march to the same goddamn tune. So, what's got me all riled up is this article that's quickly ascending the mighty Digg charts: Essay arrest baffles experts.

( struts and frets )