Food quest

[theantichrist]

This just happened, it is not an exaggeration.

Me: Can I have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Clerk: Yes.
Me: No bacon. (thinking back to last time)
Clerk: OK.
Clerk: No bacon?
Me: Correct, no bacon. No meat, just a grilled cheese sandwich.
Clerk: A ham and cheese sandwich?
Me: No. No meat. Just a plain, grilled cheese sandwich.
Clerk: OK
Clerk: A cheeseburger?
Me: No. No meat. Just cheese. Cheese on toast. Just cheese... on toast.
Clerk: Finds a menu to look through in confusion.
Me: There it is. Right there. Grilled cheese sandwich.
Clerk: OK. (Yells back to chef) Cheese and toast!
Me: *sigh*