OK, it's true, I haven't been here much lately baby. It's not that I don't love you, I do. I've just been extremely busy, and, I'll say it,
twitter is just so fucking fast and easy, she never asks me to spend the night, hell I can handle my shit with her on my phone.
I'll never have the same connection to her as I do to you, but you know how it is. I'll be around, I promise. Maybe if you shaved your legs once in a while...